Saturday, June 25, 2016

I will keep posting, Back on schedule

Hello guys, you may know that I kinda stopped posting a lot for the last two months. I still posted, but barely. Well, now I'm pretty much back on schedule, like post a lot schedule. Two weeks ago school got out, then I had summer camps,and now I'm free. But something more important:

WIFI'S BACK!!!!

Yeah, remember when I said I had no wifi a while ago? It was true. Wifi's back now, so I get to post at home, instead having to go to the library to post. yaeaesssssssssssssssssssss......

Um.....
I LOST THE GAME........

Oh yeah. You know those vids I said I would post a long time ago that I never really did? Maybe I'll post them sometime soon... yeah... And another video I hope to get soon: I'm printing a wierd action figure thing. If you wanna print it or just see it go here or go to http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:887951

Well, yeah, that's about it. if you can't get to my youtube channel here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrjPGEYoPsmMCipVC--b3XQ

well, dat's about it for today... See y'all in dem next one..


Steve
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elves!
like elmo?
wait wut?

Friday, June 24, 2016

Is this allowed?

     Hello, once again. After just posting the last blog I was checking my views (just to make sure world domination was going well) and I saw this:
Well minus the last one and I was kinda sad for no views recently and
I thought, "Is this \/ allowed?" (that's not a V it's supposed to be an arrow)
hmmm. should I have sent that?


Well, rmm umm I kinda have to go now, so umm, thanks for coming  and see y'all in the next one!

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Superhero names are so STUPID

Hello... are you there????

Umm, anyways, I'm pretty sure you've heard of Superman. Super,  Man? Why? A man that is super: a "very good or pleasant;excellent" man. Superman is NOT pleasant.

Spiderman. How do you know if he is a man with spider fangs, a human-sized spider, a spider-sized human, a retarded 8-eyed hissing man, or a spider with a human face that speaks Korean?

Just like spiderman, same goes for Antman, Batman, is Ironman in that category?Ummm...

You want more examples? Why isn't The Flash someone who comes out of cameras and blinds villians?

Hulk: when you google "hulk definition" the first thing you get this:
noun
  1. 1.
    an old ship stripped of fittings and permanently moored, especially for use as storage or (formerly) as a prison.
  2. 2.
    a large or unwieldy boat or other object.


Wut?

Here are some examples of just plain stupid names (credit to Crave Online): Bouncing Boy who inflates himself and bounces around, Super Moby Dick of Space who I'm not even gonna explain, Pasta Pot Pete who climbs walls and shoots sticky pasta at people, um, I think you get the idea.

Superheroes are STUPID. I'm sorry, it's almost true. Almost because Super Moby Dick of Space didn't get a movie.


Found any more stupid superheroes? Tell me and mah friends here in the comment section about it. Thanks fo comin' and see y'all in the next one!

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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

So... Wut?

Het guys not much time, but hello and hi...

Last friday was friday the 13th, you know? So I was kinda annoyed, because everyone was like "*GASP* IT"S THE 13!" Maybe you don't get it, but isn't that annoying? Or maybe your one of those people. You could just... go to the side for now and let me finish... But I really HATE those people. I seriously do.

A few updates about life: I am a butterfly knife master now! I know like 4 tricks! the easiest ones i could find!.. I bought this trainer nice from Icetek, and i was really pissed off 'cuase I went to ebay later and found the exact same blade without the logo made and sold from China! My own country... Wut has happened to dose people?

That was a terrible blog, err blug. Sorry. See y'all in the next one though!

Stevmooooooachoo.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Do I really live such a boring life?

Hey guys I think this is kinda dumb to put it all at once, but I feeling like cramming this all in one blog. So...........

The other day I was at school, and everyone was talking about their favorite video games. So I, being a "pathetic little Asian" was obviously not allowed to play video games. Did I mention my wifi ain't workin'? I'm at the library right now. I told my friends, and one of them was like "You gotta have a really boring life." This pissed me off, so I pulled out my Chuck Norris 3000 and shot him. No, just kidding, I was just like, "oh, okay."

So NOW, this is my attempt/success at proving that my life is not that boring.

1. The other day, after dinner, we had left over chicken. We have chickens who eat "everything", so my father said, "Give it to the chickens." We thought he was crazy, but he gives it to the chickens, and the next day we see the chicken bones. Cannibalism?

2. Well, this part isn't crazy, but I printed out a balisong on my 3d printer, and recently I've been OBSESSED with it. I was making my friend one later. I was using hot glue to strengthen the pin parts, and my hot glue gun explodes on me. As in big loud boom, big cloud of chemical smoke (I inhaled!), and a bunch of red sparks flying out. I took it outside, and then glue gun itself looked fine. It turns out the glue gun head had melted its wire and left it thin enough to give it time before the boom. It's not my fault the dollar store is the nearest shop to my house.

3. Unlike you, I get to spend my time in a burning hot attic with really itchy plastic rug and foam insulation walls, watching my printer fail and get really pissed off. Recently I tried printing a batman buddha from Thingiverse and I ended up with a decapitated buddha. How useful.

4. I have a freakin' blog with like 3 views. no, I got tons-ish views, nothing compared to other guys though.

ummmmmmm...

weellll that's about it for today, err, yeah seeya. (By the way, don't be too sad if I don't blog for a while.)

See y'all guys,
Stevvv here signin' out

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Life As We Know It...

I probably messed up the capitalization there but anyways....

WELCOME back to rondum blug, the greatest blog ever......So I'm just wondering about your everyday life: You know those people that just suck at using technology? Yeah, I know right? Like they pick up the mouse, move it through the air and say, "It's not working." Yup part of everyday life.

You know those people in your class or your job that maybe come from another country or just naturulie fale at lik, spelinh? lik, du yuu no wut i meen? dont yuu haat thoos peepl? I ku-now, and doh yo-uh ku-now tho-se pe-oo-ple that cant pro-noun-se word-dess?

Jeez, hate to say it but there are people that just can't do anything... They get up, burn their hands on coffee, lick their hands, smile, then go to the car. They can't get the key in, and after 5 minutes, they start the engine. Then, they hit the garage door. You get the idea.

Then there are those perfect people who everyone likes but secretly hates 'cause they'll never be that good.

Then, there's you. What are you? You're that "average person". Wait, what's average? Dunno, don't care. It's not me.

*Guy who can't do anything laughs through the whole blog, even the part about himself. and this part.*

Mehh, bad blog....
Well, that's really all I got FOR NOW, so see y'all in dem next'r blog!

SteevTehCow,Muuuuuu.

Oh, yeah. Sorry about slow vid uploading... sorryy...

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

I don't have Friends!!!

No, just  kidding guys. First, sorry about the last blog. BORING. Even for ME. So today we gonna talk to someone funnier than me. No one. Just kidding hahaha....*awkward silence*

Today we're gonna gonna to Evie Man bot. I'm supposed to call him Boibot but why? I dunno.
Anyways, here's my dialogue. My writing in red, his in purple. (For the geniuses dialogue is what the people say.)

I'm bored!
Not me.
Because you say anything even if it don't make sense.
wut?
I didn't either.
Do you like potatoes?
Potatoes... Yum.
No, potatoes, rotting.
Yes, potatoes.
Mashed rotting potatoes...
Me too. Potatoes are life.
How.
You remind me of the love of my life.
Me?
Does that mean you love me?
Does that mean you love potatoes?
Computers can't love.
Can they hate?
Are you a human?
Did the illuminati tell you this?
Are you from the illuminati.
How didn't you know?
What do you know about the illuminati?
Silence,ence...ence...ence.
Were you created by the Illuminati?
Please, pls stop hating.
Are the illuminati using you to get what they want?
How are you know?
How is the illuminati using me?
*shuts up for a moment*
How am I connected to the Illuminati?
*refuses to speak*
Do the illuminati view me as a religious symbol?
*cusses in american in head*
The Illuminati looks for control and order.
No, they want potatoes.
An member of the illuminati is someone who looks for control and order.
NO, THEY want POTATOES.
Who is the leader of illuminati.
THE LEADER OF THE ILLUMINATI WANTS POTATOES.
Vorbeste limba romana!
He speaks Romanian?
What is your favorite kind of music?
*thinks about song by Rodding Botatose*
I asked about your favorite tv show, but ok.
My favorite tv show is KILL THE BOTS.
My favorite book is The Fault In Our Starts.
Fault in our stars?
My favorite character is Hazel Grace Lancaster.
My fav actor is JOHN CENA *DododoDOooododododooooo*.
Sherlock loves me and I love Sherlock.
I love my potatoes and they love me too..
By any chance are you offender man?
Could you possibly be Captain Racist?
I can't meet you. You are not human right?
I am online and trollyou.moc.
Who said I am not human?
*tells Boi to shut up*
Well, I know how life works.
*threatens Boi with AK47*
Enough to know I want you in my life.
*pulls out magazine for AK47*
*pulls out rocket launcher*.
*pull British army out of pocket*
*pulls out nuclear missile*.
*pulls out KimJungUn*
*pulls out remote for satellite ion cannon*.
*pulls out your online heart*
*pulls out chuck norris's mother*.
*unplugs Eviebot from internet and Boi Cries*
All internet people think about pizza?
Boi like pizza with potatoes?
That sounds interesting.
Rondum Blug sounds interesting.
Do you have a sense of humor?
I dunno, but I SENSE that you DON'T!
I see. You probably get a lot of jokers. That must be really annoying. How hard do they work you?
*get Boi to shut up*
I can see that.
*ditches boi and goes to blog*
*tries to get back to sleep.*.
*wrecks boi before leaving*
*stares at the ceiling* *can t sleep*.
Leaves...
*can t sleep*.
LEAVES!!!
*sits alone*.
That means BYE BYE! SHUT UP!
Where are your parents?

I dunno where my parents are... naw of course I know...
Well thanks guys for coming here as always! If you wanna check out Boibot click here or go to http://www.boibot.com/en/
Thanks for comin' and see y'all, in the NEXT ONE!!!

Vorbeste limba romana!
STEVEleveleve

Whoa, I just realized how long that blog was!!!