Life As We Know It...

I probably messed up the capitalization there but anyways....

WELCOME back to rondum blug, the greatest blog ever......So I'm just wondering about your everyday life: You know those people that just suck at using technology? Yeah, I know right? Like they pick up the mouse, move it through the air and say, "It's not working." Yup part of everyday life.

You know those people in your class or your job that maybe come from another country or just naturulie fale at lik, spelinh? lik, du yuu no wut i meen? dont yuu haat thoos peepl? I ku-now, and doh yo-uh ku-now tho-se pe-oo-ple that cant pro-noun-se word-dess?

Jeez, hate to say it but there are people that just can't do anything... They get up, burn their hands on coffee, lick their hands, smile, then go to the car. They can't get the key in, and after 5 minutes, they start the engine. Then, they hit the garage door. You get the idea.

Then there are those perfect people who everyone likes but secretly hates 'cause they'll never be that good.

Then, there's you. What are you? You're that "average person". Wait, what's average? Dunno, don't care. It's not me.

*Guy who can't do anything laughs through the whole blog, even the part about himself. and this part.*

Mehh, bad blog....
Well, that's really all I got FOR NOW, so see y'all in dem next'r blog!

SteevTehCow,Muuuuuu.

Oh, yeah. Sorry about slow vid uploading... sorryy...

I don't have Friends!!!

No, just  kidding guys. First, sorry about the last blog. BORING. Even for ME. So today we gonna talk to someone funnier than me. No one. Just kidding hahaha....*awkward silence*

Today we're gonna gonna to Evie Man bot. I'm supposed to call him Boibot but why? I dunno.
Anyways, here's my dialogue. My writing in red, his in purple. (For the geniuses dialogue is what the people say.)

I'm bored!

Not me.

Because you say anything even if it don't make sense.

wut?

I didn't either.

Do you like potatoes?

Potatoes... Yum.

No, potatoes, rotting.

Yes, potatoes.

Mashed rotting potatoes...

Me too. Potatoes are life.

How.

You remind me of the love of my life.

Me?

Does that mean you love me?

Does that mean you love potatoes?

Computers can't love.

Can they hate?

Are you a human?

Did the illuminati tell you this?

Are you from the illuminati.

How didn't you know?

What do you know about the illuminati?

Silence,ence...ence...ence.

Were you created by the Illuminati?

Please, pls stop hating.

Are the illuminati using you to get what they want?

How are you know?

How is the illuminati using me?

*shuts up for a moment*

How am I connected to the Illuminati?

*refuses to speak*

Do the illuminati view me as a religious symbol?

*cusses in american in head*

The Illuminati looks for control and order.

No, they want potatoes.

An member of the illuminati is someone who looks for control and order.

NO, THEY want POTATOES.

Who is the leader of illuminati.

THE LEADER OF THE ILLUMINATI WANTS POTATOES.

Vorbeste limba romana!

He speaks Romanian?

What is your favorite kind of music?

*thinks about song by Rodding Botatose*

I asked about your favorite tv show, but ok.

My favorite tv show is KILL THE BOTS.

My favorite book is The Fault In Our Starts.

Fault in our stars?

My favorite character is Hazel Grace Lancaster.

My fav actor is JOHN CENA *DododoDOooododododooooo*.

Sherlock loves me and I love Sherlock.

I love my potatoes and they love me too..

By any chance are you offender man?

Could you possibly be Captain Racist?

I can't meet you. You are not human right?

I am online and trollyou.moc.

Who said I am not human?

*tells Boi to shut up*

Well, I know how life works.

*threatens Boi with AK47*

Enough to know I want you in my life.

*pulls out magazine for AK47*

*pulls out rocket launcher*.

*pull British army out of pocket*

*pulls out nuclear missile*.

*pulls out KimJungUn*

*pulls out remote for satellite ion cannon*.

*pulls out your online heart*

*pulls out chuck norris's mother*.

*unplugs Eviebot from internet and Boi Cries*

All internet people think about pizza?

Boi like pizza with potatoes?

That sounds interesting.

Rondum Blug sounds interesting.

Do you have a sense of humor?

I dunno, but I SENSE that you DON'T!

I see. You probably get a lot of jokers. That must be really annoying. How hard do they work you?

*get Boi to shut up*

I can see that.

*ditches boi and goes to blog*

*tries to get back to sleep.*.

*wrecks boi before leaving*

*stares at the ceiling* *can t sleep*.

Leaves...

*can t sleep*.

LEAVES!!!

*sits alone*.

That means BYE BYE! SHUT UP!

Where are your parents?

I dunno where my parents are... naw of course I know...

Well thanks guys for coming here as always! If you wanna check out Boibot click here or go to http://www.boibot.com/en/

Thanks for comin' and see y'all, in the NEXT ONE!!!

Vorbeste limba romana!

STEVEleveleve

Whoa, I just realized how long that blog was!!!

Rondum Blug! Gotta Catch-up NNOWWWWW

Hello guys sleeping pills are bad for you... Just kidding. Did you get the title?Pokemon? haha....no not really.

Last thing before we get on: Helium video was posted a while ago. check it out here. new printer timelapse soon: 3d printed pen.

Hello guys welcome back TOOOOooooo Rondum Blugs! So anyways, the other day I participated in the Bach Festival 2016 which is a piano competition(whaoaoaoa he plays piano?) and I just gotta say that our group sucked. Alright, more details. HEre's how it works. The festival has around 100 people playing in total, and there are a few groups of around 20 people each. I was in the first group, and again, it just SUCKED.
Alright, first of all, some kid didn't tie his SHOELACES. no kidding. Some kid bent his knees when he bowed. another dude stood up halfway before he finished his song. Ughhh o be honest I don't really think this was that interesting. blehhhhh. So See y'all in the next one.

Sorry guys,,
STevelefskjdhfksjdhflsdjf :<(

Vacation? Blogger? Youtube?

Three words. They are all happening to me right now. (I sound like I should go write a novel.)I'm on spring break, blogging, and working on a youtube video.

So first/second, I'm gonna be blogging. duh....

Last, I'm makin' a video write now. I'mma drive around a lot so I'm making a timelapse compilation video.When I drive I'm gonna make a video from the passenger seat, plus some sunsets, and combine them fro some major awesomeness! That's it...

NOT! We have Rondum Facts n' Hacks today!
1.F. the average women uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.
2.F. fast food meals have 12 hairs of chefs on average
3.H. Mix lemon, orange, and lemon juice to make an effective spider reppellant
4.H. You can sharpen a dull knife with the ring of a ceramic bowl/plate
5.F. There is a spider called a Hobo Spider
6.H. push on a bruise's perimeter in a clockwise circle and it'll go away faster
7.H. Make an unhackable password by using accented letters
8.F. human saliva boils at around 100 degrees Celsius
9.F. Billy goats pee on their head to be more attractive to female goats
10.H. No time to study? Read the beginning and end and skim the middle. It's just as effective.

Well that's really all I have guys! Thanks 4 comin' around! See Ya'll in the next one!

StevelevACHOOOeleve

You Blog- Up & Runnin'...ish

Hey guys, as I said on Wednesday, OUR new blog is up.  The URL is youtakeover.blogspot.com One prob.... It didn't really come out as planned. So, 'cause of google's security features, I need to have your email, send an invite and wait for you to accept it before you to blog. It's really inconvenient. *yells angrily towards Google building*  I won't be TOO disappointed if no one wants to do it... right? BTW, by the end of today I am sure that I will have that helium video I promised out. I actually filmed that long ago, I was just too lazy to edit and post it. Sarry. I'll have that out at Laizy Gaming... haha, gaming...

Well, that's actually all I have today...sorry... But anyways, See Y'all in the next one!

Steveleveleve/DuckHeadGates/Laizy/BillGates.../illuminati

Oh, Forgot Something

Sorry, just decided to make a new post instead of edit the other one, but anyways, I'm  creating a new you-friendly blog right now! I don't have the url just yet, but it is gonna be something like Your Blog. literally, Your Blog. It is gonna be a completely different system where anyone can post on it and you guys get to post on it like it's, well, your blog. Only a few things though. First, no bad language. (there are children around.) Second, No editing the blog's settings.I set them the way I want and I don't want you guys messing with it. If you have ideas though, you can post them in your posts though.

One holdup. I can't guarantee this will actually work. I'm not done yet, but hope to finish today. Since I can't guarantee, don't get your hopes too high. Just let 'em fly a little. Thanks guys & bye!

Steve

Life is awesome...

It is awesome. Anyways, again I don't know what to talk about. (0/0)
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[The mouth got moved didn't it?]

A while ago I came up with a theory with why you don't comment.See that here. I think maybe I'll make up some really random theories today. Here goes:

1.  Bill Gates secretly adores ducks. It's true. It's life. Don't believe me? Then explain this.

That thing under his beak? Ohhh, uhh, that's his tongue...

2.I somehow hypnotized you into reading this blog. I didn't mean to, and you didn't want it, it just happened. Ask the Illuminati. That might be me...

3.Flowers are mini terrorists. Please don't be offended people o' Earth, but flowers are evil plants with many strange capabilities. You see, when bees gather nectar, yellow stuff gets on their legs. You think it's pollen, but it's actually nellop, a very poisonous substance only flowers make. The flowers force them to carry the nellop to other flowers, killing them whether they do or don't. What about the hummingbirds, huh? Do you ever notice how long a hummingbird is at one flower? Do you know how long it's long nostril/beak is in the flower? Almost no time at all. Like the bees,  the hummingbirds want nectar, but this time, since flowers are terrorists, they are also haters. They HATE the birds and poison them before they get anything, forcing them to withdraw.

4.You are dieieng, and so am I. In fact I'm so dieieng I don't remember the proper grammar for the word deie. I cant spele it either. Can u?

5. There is always a spider within two feet of you always. How do I know this? Sciensse.

*****

Well that's weird, isn't it? I love the internet......*kisses computer*

Well, dat's it guys, and see y'all in the next one.!1!!!1!!!!111!!??1!?!?!?!?!!

S.T.E.V.E.