I'm dead... soon

Hi guys dis is a quick "just letting you know I'm gonna leave and never come back"

So um yeah let's put random pics here and that'll be it.








No, I will come back on like Monday so see you then.

K BYE
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"True love is like finding a ripe avacado right when you want an avacado"

Don't ask about the title, I heard on the radio and it was funny,ok?

So yesterday was Christmas, and pretty much I talked about depression... quite depressing if you ask me.... ha...k not funny

So fot Christmas I got pants,socks, and a pillow. The pillow is huge! I usually don't use a pillow,and when I woke up my hair was all sticking up. Everywhere. Not normal. What I usually do is wake up, if my hair is down,and I'll just leave it or if I want I'll wet a comb and push my front hair up. Don't you call front hair "bains" or something like that?

K I looked it up.In America (cause we're stupid) we call them "bangs", but EVERYWHERE ELSE they call it a "fringe" ok...

I'm bad because it's the break right? Well, I have an audition for an honor bamd in 2 weeks and I should be practicing but I'm not... see, I'm a terrible person now...

Yo guys, There's some peeps in France who view dis blog! (Wow, I was about to say"gracias" till I realized that was Spanish.) Well thanks to you dudes over there! And there's someone in Germany too I believe.. then the frickin 'mericans.. why...


Wow I thinks that's it for today. Took me like 20 minutes to write, so I hope you're happy....

K BYE

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I am a licensed dddepressioooonissssst

That's right. I am prffessor depression. I kinda just found out about this site called Quora. It's really cool, but kinda addicting...
Pretty much people ask questions and random people answer them. I've answered two questions, and they're both on depression. I don't know, I guess it feels good... well ha, yeah it does... so go help someone
Merry CHRISTmas... have you seen "adam ruins everything" on Chritmas? So "adam ruins everything" is a TV show where Adam Conover goes around and ruins life for people. Well, according to him Christmas was actually a stupid drinking get drunk and do stupid things holiday. People pretty much just did dumb things, and it was under the name of "end of the season/harvest party" or so... well then the Catholic church or something moved in and they were pissed off about this and they changed the name to CHRISTmas, Christ as in Jesus Christ.

They honestly didn't care it was still just a random drunk party...(don't take my word... Don't rember the video well.)

But then when peeps came to america they banned Christmas, but I think they still had a party then, and they totally cjrnaged it... No, just watch the video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D11jAEKgB2o

Ok well that's honestly all I got I'll post more stuff later, so see y'all in dem next one!

Steve (says m'rry Christmas :)

Now staple the phone to your arm...

Um I just woke up and here it's 8:30 ish. Lemme just explain the greatest of dreams...

I dunno how it staryed, but I was in a class and thay said to complete a test, or maybe it was to meet vaccination requirements, they said you had to staple your belongings in your hands to you arm... everyone went to a table and stapled themselves. Funny, no blood, nothing. You couldn't even hear the stapler. Then my turn. I must've taken 10 minutes, pondering how to staple my phone to my arm. It wasn't even my phone though. It was much bigger. But anyways I staple through, and, WHAT THE?!? No pain! No feeling at all. I stapled a fork to my arm too... I honestly don't know why I was holding a fork.... REALLY


Ok lets do something interesting here...

Dang scrrew It can't put the pic here but go to http://www.blifaloo.com/info/lies_eyes.php

Trust me, it's gonna change stuff for you... I would describe it further but just read the thing. It's beautiful. Pretty much, when someone looks to blank space, it means soemthing. When they look to their left they are remembering something, when they look the their right they are creating an image in their mind. So you can tell when they're actually telling the truth. Not 100% accurate, but read the site for more detailed description.

THABKS BLIFALOO FOR TAKING UP A BUNCH OF SPACE ON MY NLOG

Took me 20 minutes to write this blog...

K bye

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Here, have a curse...

So umm, Christmas is coming up, right? Well I saw this video on why guys should wear watches, and then this memeory came to my head. It was this video on some dude dissasembling a rolex. I couldn't find it but I found out that a Rolex was actually an automatic watch. Basically it has a spring that winds itself up when you move, and it spins a gear train that's controlled by another spinning thing, I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT JUST LOOK IT UP, OKAY?

Well um anyways it all got me into mechanical watches and stuff, so I spent 20 minutes watching vid on  how mechanical watches work. I decided to buy one and so I found  14 DOLLAR MECHANIVCAL WATCH on Amazon. That didn't look right, but some of the reviews said it was legit, so I bought one as a gift for my brother, who is 17. Then, not long after buying it I look up watches and apparently according to MY OWN COUMTRY giving someone a watch is bad luck. I see why it would be for someone who's dyeing (think it's spelled like that ..,), but let me explain...

Give someone a watch in Chinese is said "song zhong" I think. Well if you change the way you say the syllables it goes from giving them a watch to attending a funeral. That's Chinese...

Too bad
 But my brother's chinese isn't that good, so I think he won't know... and it should be okay... but hey, it looks cool. the watch is really thick, but the back is clear so can see all the springs and gears and stuff...

It's just cool, OK?

Good, now bye

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Didn't do it...

Wow, back to the subject from earlier. I never returned the pencil to "that one" and now I feel bad. Not because I didn't return THE PENCIL, it looked like one of the cheaper ones that "that one" had, but I swear it was my chance, I guess, to talk, give her my Skype or something, and maybe get her number.... I wouldn't be able to call her, But I guess having that meams something right? I honestly dunno... But, well there was one thing that happened that just made me feel bad... When I was chillin with some dude I see "that one" walking across somewhere back there, and I SWEAR she turned to make sure I saw her..I'm pretty sure we made eye contact too. So that's mostly why I feel so bad I guess...

Well, yeah, it's time for two weeks off, and no seein' "that one" for quite a while...

Umm I  guess dat's it fo today, right?you'll get a less emotional blog out today on a curse I bought brother.... You'll see what I mean..,

So bye now
 FUTURE ME...

I like offending people...

Um, today I said a lot of things I shouldn't have said, OK?!?

So in math class, we're sitting in groups of three instead of in our normal rows, alright? not to do teamwork, just because the last class was that way. We're just chilling then we start talking, and doing stuff. I don't remember wat I said, but I know I pissed a lot of folks off. Let's say I said something about the 6th period kids being stupid, alright? Well, someone's like, that's not funny. I don't know who, in fact, I don't even remember exactly what I said that had pissed them off. honestly, the only thing I remember was calling Finn an idiot because he was in CP, and saying something about yellow. ('Cause I'm yellow, and Asian and stuff, ya know?) WELL ALL I REMEMBER IS KIDS BEING PISSED OFF.... K I NEED TO STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY 'CAUSE IN OUR SOCIETY EVERYONE GETS "triggered" (I lowered it because that word is not worthy)

So now just to kill time and space Imma put some random links here below:

 random game where you draw stuff and it becomes a figure drawastickman.com
you draw with your mouse but it gets color added, makes symettry, patterns, it's just beautiful, ok? weavesilk.com
A random game where you make balls and try to fill up 2/3 of the space on the screen, without getting hit by smaller balls that pop yours and make you lose lives. http://www.simianlogicstudios.com/games/filler/
kinda-messed-up-inappropriate-auto-correct-things.com-and-that's-not-the-real-URL

Now for the vids:


crap too lazy to get the rest but that one's good. I have a huge stock of random vids

IN CASE YOU WANNA CHECK OUT WEAVESILK, the site I gave you guys, I made this in it: AND I"M NOT TALENTED

Plus some random chinese joke(note how I don't capitalize chinese)

K GOTTA GO NOW SO BYE>>>>>>>

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