This knife is so dull... *cuts self*

Hey guys kinda got busy... *cough lazy* So I just remembered this thing from a while ago so imma tell y'all.

K so friday the something like 2 weeks ago was this performance we had. We the top band were performing for 5th graders on a field trip. Goal: make them join band. We get to school early in the morning in our "alternate uniform" not the marching uniform, just the band polo and black pants. Well, first thing I notice is our last chair(essentially worst) trombone was missing. I tell second chair (the one right below me) "Hey look, stupid's missing. Yay" not really, but for exaggeration let's say I said that. We go on with the rehearsal. Here's some more schedule info for you:

arrive 8
set up, start practice
9:30 little kids come
we play

Well somehow, our last chair makes it, at 9:00. AN HOUR LATE. Well, screw it, he's here. He's not annoying or stupid, he's just a little stubborn, and when we play soft songs occasionally he'll stick out. Well, it doesn't bother me that much. But this is the worst part: He comes wearing normal clothes, not the uniform. WTF man. When the director asks, he's like "OH FLIP I'M DUMB" well not really. Heh. So  uh, we carry on. We don't find him a uniform, but we give him some other girl's band jacket. It's black not red, but it has our logo, so it's good...



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Now the knife!

K so I bout dis knife:

It looks scary, but it's a lot smaller than it looks

So far it works, but needs a TON of wrist motion to open.

When I first got it  it I touched the edge: and it FELT as sharp as my old dumb knife.

Not sharp. It cut paper only like my old dumb knife

not sharp *enough*

Except one area. It would kinda tear-cut it, then one area just GLIDE through the paper, then suck at cutting again. I later took my thumb across the blade. I felt pain. O crap wut I just do? Well I cut myself. So sucks. Later I found that there's a little cut on my pinkie. Never felt it don't remember it happening. Eh...

If you want it it was only 20 bucks here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00I0RVQO4/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Not to mention I bought a really bright flashlight and a tactical pen as well.......

mebe later: the pen hasn't arrived yet.

See ya dudes

stev....

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love balls

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suck it up

ya dumb

im disabled

criplling despression is a real syptom

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don't be offended by the ending plez

Haven't been here 2 weeks...

Wow I feel bad for what happened in the last two weeks but good to be back, and do what I did today.

A while ago  I made a plan to myself: this year Imma get stronger, do more pushups, less computer time, more piano practice, and grow taller.

*last one specially important*

But uh recently I got lazy. I didn't practice at all over the weekend, didn't do my workout, spent the whole day on the computer and ditched my "growth pills"(ha STERIOIOIIDS) and didn't do pull ups.

Today school got out early. (Second Tuesday of the month is day for teachers to plan and stuff) Um 8th graders went on a field trip and returned at lunch. Well "that one", WELL let's just start in the morning. "A" period class ends and go to my 1st period science class to wait. Well since it's the science fair, the 8th graders all have posters and other random stuff to bring to the classroom, so "that one" comes to the area to put "that one's" poster in the classroom. (I have science 1st period) I see "that one" HECK I ALWAYS DO and "that one" sees me and so I guess gotta show it, so I just smile and nod. Ha, I nod at all the random awkward times. Like when someone is just staring at me and I see I just turn to them for a sec, then nod. haha. WELL ANYWAYS I nod as I was saying, and I guess "that one" nodded or something. "that one" smiled and continued talking to a friend. Then left. I still think she just came just to figure out where my classes were, but I need to tell myself that's ritarded. Like me. funny. not funny actually. stupid. I probably know somewhat what "that ones" classes are.

So that was morning. They went one the trip came, back, well at 5th period, "that one" ignores me till I do a bad not funny joke.... wut? k nevermind. Band ignores till the end, where she just turns to look at me? mebe. dunno. never will.

 That's that. Today's valentines day. Apparently on a suvey 50% of women would dump their guy if they didn't do anything on valentines day

random stuff for you
Guess "that one" might dump me. hope she's not that 50%

Wait one more thing. Wed last week was rehearsal for our honor band. "that one" is in it. In the middle or so the conductor asks me to stand up and some other dude on the opposite side. I'm on the very right. I see "that one" wow. that was really lame. Well at the end when I get in my dad's car I see "that one" running to her little car as she leaves. Was "that one" following me? I seriously dunno. But I think "that one" gets to school from a little door on the side of campus no one uses. To hide the car. I feel, wow, girls. Ashamed of their car, I mean, Our car has a huge dent in the back left. Our other car has big black scratches. It's bad, but am I ashamed? Well, I don't like it, but I 'm not worried abut my reputation by a car. I mean,yeah, people judge you by your car, but I'm not trying to get a job or anything, so I don't care.


I was looking back at my old blogs to see if I had wrote that, then read the despressing song blog.Listened to the music, and somehow ended up here.Listen to it. It's so sad, but it's good. start at 0:28 Before is just clapping.



One thing: that guy is blind. I just wanted you to know that.

Well now that you're crying go take a nap, do your homework, look at your life, do good, and be content with yourself.


Now I'm a life coach, heh?

Bye dudes

Stev

Life

Yeah, seriously couldn't think of a title.

OK so I've been gone for a while, doing nothing... yeah need to accomplish something...

Should work on SAT but nope, wasting time on this.

Yesterday I spent 30 minutes sharpening my knife. made it look less shiny, stained it, and it's barely sharper. I made a hot glue staple pocket clip today... great accomplishment today... wow.

Yesterday at school a tree fell over....

I seriously don't know what to write about today.

I wasted this entire weekend watching Kitchen Nightmares. Well at least I was inspired to learn to cook good food. Ha not really though.




But the real thing was because of what I think about "that one". I thought a lot about "that one" today. I swear, I've gotta be dreaming but it seems as if "that one" has set up the world to make things work to make me notice "that one". my gaud...

Like "that one" plays in jazz band and I swear "that one" joined because I was going to. that's what my brain says. "that one" started not good in jazz but "that one" got really good at their instrument and is better than me. by tons. "that one" started out shy and not that confident in the music, but now, "that one" is playing really complex songs before it starts to show off to me. THAT'S WHAT MAH  DUMB BRAIN TELLS ME.

No but today I've just thought how I'll miss "that one" at the end of the year. "that one" is in 8th and im in 7th so "that one" will leave me behind for a year and im worried. hehe wow that's strange.

another thing. "that one" is wearing a choker. those things that go around the neck that choke you to make you look cute.... see the stupidity there. well, My dumb brain sees that as "that one" trying to get me to notice. I don't like it. but Let me remind my stupid brain, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU STUPID.  I swear in the future "that one" or me will be able to have technology to go look into my brain and see all the dumb crap I do and watch my life and stuff. "That one" will find how boring my life is. I feel that "that one" is watching my blog, even though I'm almost certain it doesn't happen. I dunno


K bye now

when you realize you have and essay due

This is about a long time too many days too late, but here we go.

Sunday: chill day... bla bla bla. About to shower, at 9 (I shower, then while my hairs drying I kill time cause I don't like hair blowers) Well then I realize, wat I have an essay due tomorrow. So shoot bro, I get it started, then I'm like ya know what why not make it stupid? So it goes like this: we are writing a letter to this dude in the book to make a choice whether to go to the capital to sell his pearl which he has or stay and get scammed for really cheap. It's called "the pearl", and it's really crap. but here's my essay pretty much:

Im stev. I'm rich and I own businesses

do it for these reasons

you'd have to be disabled to stay

you could buy only 500 gumballs at that mall

go elsewhere

you could sell it for 6000 bucks. times 6000

wut good is 500 gumballs

with the capital get rich.wut next?

buy a ton of Hugo Boss suits

Maybe they scam isn't scam

somehow a golf ball fgot stuck in an oyster in the ocean and it became a fake pearl and somehow you somehow found it

you'd get adventure going there

and bacxk pain

so wut

then sum it up

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k it's over if you want to see the original go here: http://rondumblug.blogspot.com/2017/01/the-original-essay-for-those-who-wanted.html

uh yeah that was sunday. HA then I realized it was due today actually. That was stupid. eh, at least I got it done.

I need more content

K bye dudes

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The original essay for those who wanted it

Dear Kino,

                I’m Steve. I have many life experiences and am now at a great point in life. Right now I own two companies and they are both thriving. It has come to me that you have a pearl. I do not want to buy it, but I hear it is the pearl of the world. You have been cheated, my servants tell me. You can go to the capital or you can sell it there. Let me tell you, the answer is obvious. Go to the capital. If you do, you’ll get a real deal, fulfill life, and find some adventure in life.

                Do it, so you get a real deal. Fifteen hundred, they say? You’d have to be a HIPPO, without a LEG, with HALF A BRAIN, living under a ROCK, in a MINE, on the MOON, to accept that. ARE YOU SERIOUS? Is this what you were made for? 1500 hundred pesos could only get you FIVE HUNDRED gum balls at the mall. That’s lame. What’ll happen to all the extra gum balls? They will be alone forever, and die. How about a real marriage, nice clothes, maybe another boat? That pearl should sell for 6000 pesos. Times 6000.

                Fulfill your life. Five hundred gum balls won’t get you anywhere. If you get a real deal, that money could get your son in school, you could get married, get new clothes, get a boat, even get a house, and you’d still have left over. What to do then? Buy a ton of Hugo Boss suits. A ton of Hugo Boss Suits. You don’t know what you could accomplish with that much money.

                Heck, if all else fails, and that pearl was just a pretty plastic golf ball accidently stuck in an oyster accidently in the ocean accidently made into a *fake* pearl by the oyster, you’d still have had a great trip getting to the capital. Think of all the trails you’ll take, all the sites you’ll see? At no cost! Except your back. That’s separate though. All that walking, you could be a on the newest unpopular health magazine cover! That’s something! Heck, I’ll make a production line with your face on it just for you! At my business, you know man?

                What are you waiting for? Your son is standing outside on his baby legs crying his butt off eating the sand and you know why? He wants to go to the capital. Put him to sleep, slap him awake, and ask him if he wants to go to the capital. When he starts crying, you know that it is the case. Sometimes I wonder how horrible life would be without obnoxiously large pearls, well today I’m wondering how your life is without a ton of Hugo Boss suits. Think about what you could do with that kind of cash, how many gumball machines you could build, how much back pain you could develop. Any reason not to? Do you still want to live that way?

Sincerely

Steve Yang

Founder of the blog “Gumballs N’ Suits N’ Back Pain N’ Magazines N’ the cost of this blog” 

Imma learn to play depressing piano music

Yeh... that's kinda what I've been up to. I looked up a while ago 'cause I was bored, "song every pianist must know" and came up with this:

Satie - Gymnopedie No. 1 --- beatugful and sad not too challege
Tschaikowsky - Chanson Triste
Schumann - Traumerai slightly boring ober time
Brahms - Waltz in A Flat Major Op. 39 No. 15 ---somewhat sad
Chopin - Raindrop Prelude (No. 15) ----sad then angry over time
Debussy - Reverie ---- not as sad. ha challenging
Beethoven - Pathetique slow movement ---sad and exciting
Debussy - Arabesque No. 1 --- good , but challeningn
Chopin - Nocturne in E flat Op. 9 No. 2 --- famous good, challenge
Liszt - Consolation No. 3 --- beautiful but challenge
Satie - Gnossienne No. 1 -- challenge, good slow yet fast sad
Bach - Prelude No. 1 --- guonod avemaria side part
Comptine d'un autre été - Yann Tiersen --- challenge but good and sad ubt not that sad.. worth learning even though challenge
come sail away- styx but only piano is challenge but good

Decent sized list, right? see, not challegne, too challengs, much hcallenge. That's how I roll. that's weird for me to say.

but lemme pull up a vid of some:







The last one is good, because it had lang lang. My good Asian pianist. He tends to play fast music, but he plays it well. I'm learning the last two, but I will learn the first one eventually.


Yea, that's what I've been doing. I refilled my zippo yesterday. I was proud to "make it last" 4 days, because earlier I had to refill it everyday. I put electrical tape around the middle of the body of the zippo insert, to make it evaporate less. Maybe it'll work.

yeah. I started a journal. did I already tell you? one sec.....
K apparently not in the last blog so here I go
I found this empty journal and I .... I SWEAR I KNOW I WROTE ABOUT THIS
k checked again I did already so yeah


GOODBYE NOW NO MORE GOOD TOPICS
wow forgot to post after looking for pics of peeople f=crying at a pirano k bye


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Whoa, wus dis?

Hey guys. Haven't been here a while, and not gonna sleep for a while, so why not right for a while? while eating a banana?

So it's really raining outside in Calif. right now. It's loud. We have a creek in our backyard, and let's say it's usually 10 feet wide, well today it might have been 23 feet or so.

Um, I got myself a journal for life. I had it a while, but I never wrote anything in it , so yesterday I found it and decided I might as well use it. The real reason is 'cause I saw a vid on how to lucid dream and it said to get a dream journal. I did, but in there I also include a life journal. That way I can talk about more personal stuff. (like I don't do that here), but there I can put down names. Cause no one should see that, but here, internet will see it, OK?

Um, A while ago I found a disk from a long time ago in a bin. Here's the long story:

A while ago, a parent's friend was coming over. Parents told me and siblings to clean up the house. I cleaned under the stairs, and there was a lot of junk. I took out the boxes, looked inside them and found a disk labeled:

04/03/11
Stephen Pictures @ [his name]'s B-Party

Funny, I remembered that party. It was the kids party, and we're still friends, we're gonna go with a bunch of others to a movie tomorrow.

But any ways this guy did swim team back then, and so his party was at his swim team place. His dad takes pictures I don't think as a job, but he has a good camera. So I found these pictures on the disk:

There's some other pics on it but those have other people and they might not want their faces shown, so of course it's okay to show my own.

I SWEAR THERE WILL BE HATE OR SOMETHING MAYBE NOT CAUSE I SAID DIS BUT DONT MAKE FUN OF ME CAUSE AGAIN DIS FOR ME TO LOOK BACK ON WHEN IM GONNA DIE AND FOR ME TO LOOK AT AND SHOW MY FRIENDS HOW RETARDED I WAS

But yeah, that was kinda funny. What was I talking about again?

I should sleep soon it's not 10:00 yet but I'm supposed to sleep and so goodbye peeps.

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