Guess who's back? (triggered warning sort of not really)

Yo my dudes I'm finally back. I've been gone a LONG time now. I'm amazed that you came here after all this time. Well lemme try to talk about what's been happening...

Wat when was the last time I was here? wow a month ago... holy shooooooot.

K lemme think.... Ya know what screw it lemme just tell you recent stuff. K so WET WTF I THOUGHT I ALREADY  TALKED ABOUT THIS... nope I didn't

So you know those spinners that are popular? Lemme talk about it. They were originally popular around August last year, so why are they cool now? Don't people realize they were meant for people with ADHD (Attention disorder)They are toys for adults and kids who can't focus and it's supposed to help them focus. Well, you probably don't have ADHD. It's just human nature. We see, we want. Most people get attracted, then wanna buy one. WHY THOUGH? Do you have autism? Actually, side note, the people at are school call them "autism spinners". Funny also, you get them for Amazon for $15, go to aliexpress find them for 3 dollars. THAT REMINDS ME. I have a 3d printer right? Well, I've been making frames for those,and selling them for $5. That's good money. Guess what else? I sell the whole thing for $10. So far, I've made around $60. Good money man. I'm stocking up right now. About $70 dollars will be ready for sale tomorrow.... HAHAHA too much money. So what have I done? Well I bought useless stuff.

LIKE: ----->
a burning laser
more bearings for more spinners fore more money....
a zippo butane insert
karambit trainer knife.*(see below)
Flexible 3d printing Filament(material)

Well might as well add other stuff I've bought since we've last talked
Tactical Pen**(see story below)
slide whistle haha don't ask
ink for calligraphy which i'm trying to do***(again see below for more explanation)

OK First the first list
the laser was only 9 Dollars of ALIEXPRESS. Where the cool kids shop. ha
the zippo: K I have a zippo and It runs out of fuel fast, so Imma get this. that way when I don't use it the fuel doesn't evaporate out.
Karambit lemme explain later
filament you know
Slide whistle I got from a music convention thing, me and my friends bought a ton.

********all of them right now

*karambit: OK so recently I subbed to Funker Tactical on youtube. They are a channel on fighting, and reality of it. Fights are really fast, many tactics you know don't work, 5 slashes of a knife and the fight is over, your enemy won't just stand there and wait for you to move first. Robbers don't think like you. Stuff like that. They are seriously geniuses. Well I saw a lot of Doug Marcaida, and he is a "backyard instructor". He is a Filipino martial arts teacher/specialist, and traditionally they teach from their backyard. I saw his karambit videos, and I bought a trainer. In my opinion a trainer could probably be used as a blunt force weapon, and it'd be fine. No blade means I can carry to schoo------TECHNICALLY IT IS CONSIDERED METAL KNUCKLES DUE TO THE RING---

Anyways yeah, I'll probably bring it to schoo---- SERIOUSLY THESE ARE ILLEGAL IN MY STATE WHY DID I BUY IT? NOT ILLEGAL FOR BEING KARAMBIT ILLEGAL FOR HAVING A RING IT'S ILLEGAL REAL BLADE OR NOT.

**K the tactical pen. Well that I bought a while ago. I was looking up tactical stuff I could buy, and I came across tactical pens. They can't cause blood, like the karambit, (HA ALSO A TACTICAL FLASHLIGHT I BOUGHT)*gaud I buy too much weapons and tactical stuff* anyways..
They don't cause blood, so they are not only legal but if you get into a fight no one comes out with *serious* injuries.

***Calligraphy: K well I saw this somewhere also dunno where but I was like, That's cool, I wanna be able to do that. I've gotten a stack of books, Ink, some homemade pen.... not a good idea. but it kinda works... not really though





Well there you go, wut I've been up to. And one last thing. I've been trying to get myself to stop procrastinating. I don't like that word. Can't I just say I don't like cramming the crap in at the last minute? It's much shorter.... JK But yeah, School stuff due Friday, I did a lot of it yesterday. Haven't blog in a while due to "cramming the crap in at the last minute". Yee



BUT WAITIIIIII one more. I've been taking cold showers since last Friday. I did it cause I remembered it from a while ago, then I was like wait what were the reasons even? So here you go:
fat burn:shinier hair, less dry skin(it helps you retain your oils), fat burn, less workout injuries, stress relieving(once you're able to get past the OH GOD KILL ME moment), relaxing and makes you want to sleep (once you;re able to get past the OH GOD KILL ME moment), and it pushes you out of your comfort zone frequently. And also, makes you alert in the morning and ready to go.
The only downside is when I get up I always have a runny nose now. I can't conform that it's the showers though, 'cause I don't want to stop.



Ya know, I think that's everything.... K FINNNALLLLLY I":M DONE

Dude been typing since 8:15, it's 9:19





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Finished editing and checking. now 9:25

bye now my friends

This knife is so dull... *cuts self*

Hey guys kinda got busy... *cough lazy* So I just remembered this thing from a while ago so imma tell y'all.

K so friday the something like 2 weeks ago was this performance we had. We the top band were performing for 5th graders on a field trip. Goal: make them join band. We get to school early in the morning in our "alternate uniform" not the marching uniform, just the band polo and black pants. Well, first thing I notice is our last chair(essentially worst) trombone was missing. I tell second chair (the one right below me) "Hey look, stupid's missing. Yay" not really, but for exaggeration let's say I said that. We go on with the rehearsal. Here's some more schedule info for you:

arrive 8
set up, start practice
9:30 little kids come
we play

Well somehow, our last chair makes it, at 9:00. AN HOUR LATE. Well, screw it, he's here. He's not annoying or stupid, he's just a little stubborn, and when we play soft songs occasionally he'll stick out. Well, it doesn't bother me that much. But this is the worst part: He comes wearing normal clothes, not the uniform. WTF man. When the director asks, he's like "OH FLIP I'M DUMB" well not really. Heh. So  uh, we carry on. We don't find him a uniform, but we give him some other girl's band jacket. It's black not red, but it has our logo, so it's good...



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Now the knife!

K so I bout dis knife:

It looks scary, but it's a lot smaller than it looks

So far it works, but needs a TON of wrist motion to open.

When I first got it  it I touched the edge: and it FELT as sharp as my old dumb knife.

Not sharp. It cut paper only like my old dumb knife

not sharp *enough*

Except one area. It would kinda tear-cut it, then one area just GLIDE through the paper, then suck at cutting again. I later took my thumb across the blade. I felt pain. O crap wut I just do? Well I cut myself. So sucks. Later I found that there's a little cut on my pinkie. Never felt it don't remember it happening. Eh...

If you want it it was only 20 bucks here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00I0RVQO4/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Not to mention I bought a really bright flashlight and a tactical pen as well.......

mebe later: the pen hasn't arrived yet.

See ya dudes

stev....

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love balls

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suck it up

ya dumb

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don't be offended by the ending plez

Haven't been here 2 weeks...

Wow I feel bad for what happened in the last two weeks but good to be back, and do what I did today.

A while ago  I made a plan to myself: this year Imma get stronger, do more pushups, less computer time, more piano practice, and grow taller.

*last one specially important*

But uh recently I got lazy. I didn't practice at all over the weekend, didn't do my workout, spent the whole day on the computer and ditched my "growth pills"(ha STERIOIOIIDS) and didn't do pull ups.

Today school got out early. (Second Tuesday of the month is day for teachers to plan and stuff) Um 8th graders went on a field trip and returned at lunch. Well "that one", WELL let's just start in the morning. "A" period class ends and go to my 1st period science class to wait. Well since it's the science fair, the 8th graders all have posters and other random stuff to bring to the classroom, so "that one" comes to the area to put "that one's" poster in the classroom. (I have science 1st period) I see "that one" HECK I ALWAYS DO and "that one" sees me and so I guess gotta show it, so I just smile and nod. Ha, I nod at all the random awkward times. Like when someone is just staring at me and I see I just turn to them for a sec, then nod. haha. WELL ANYWAYS I nod as I was saying, and I guess "that one" nodded or something. "that one" smiled and continued talking to a friend. Then left. I still think she just came just to figure out where my classes were, but I need to tell myself that's ritarded. Like me. funny. not funny actually. stupid. I probably know somewhat what "that ones" classes are.

So that was morning. They went one the trip came, back, well at 5th period, "that one" ignores me till I do a bad not funny joke.... wut? k nevermind. Band ignores till the end, where she just turns to look at me? mebe. dunno. never will.

 That's that. Today's valentines day. Apparently on a suvey 50% of women would dump their guy if they didn't do anything on valentines day

random stuff for you
Guess "that one" might dump me. hope she's not that 50%

Wait one more thing. Wed last week was rehearsal for our honor band. "that one" is in it. In the middle or so the conductor asks me to stand up and some other dude on the opposite side. I'm on the very right. I see "that one" wow. that was really lame. Well at the end when I get in my dad's car I see "that one" running to her little car as she leaves. Was "that one" following me? I seriously dunno. But I think "that one" gets to school from a little door on the side of campus no one uses. To hide the car. I feel, wow, girls. Ashamed of their car, I mean, Our car has a huge dent in the back left. Our other car has big black scratches. It's bad, but am I ashamed? Well, I don't like it, but I 'm not worried abut my reputation by a car. I mean,yeah, people judge you by your car, but I'm not trying to get a job or anything, so I don't care.


I was looking back at my old blogs to see if I had wrote that, then read the despressing song blog.Listened to the music, and somehow ended up here.Listen to it. It's so sad, but it's good. start at 0:28 Before is just clapping.



One thing: that guy is blind. I just wanted you to know that.

Well now that you're crying go take a nap, do your homework, look at your life, do good, and be content with yourself.


Now I'm a life coach, heh?

Bye dudes

Stev

Life

Yeah, seriously couldn't think of a title.

OK so I've been gone for a while, doing nothing... yeah need to accomplish something...

Should work on SAT but nope, wasting time on this.

Yesterday I spent 30 minutes sharpening my knife. made it look less shiny, stained it, and it's barely sharper. I made a hot glue staple pocket clip today... great accomplishment today... wow.

Yesterday at school a tree fell over....

I seriously don't know what to write about today.

I wasted this entire weekend watching Kitchen Nightmares. Well at least I was inspired to learn to cook good food. Ha not really though.




But the real thing was because of what I think about "that one". I thought a lot about "that one" today. I swear, I've gotta be dreaming but it seems as if "that one" has set up the world to make things work to make me notice "that one". my gaud...

Like "that one" plays in jazz band and I swear "that one" joined because I was going to. that's what my brain says. "that one" started not good in jazz but "that one" got really good at their instrument and is better than me. by tons. "that one" started out shy and not that confident in the music, but now, "that one" is playing really complex songs before it starts to show off to me. THAT'S WHAT MAH  DUMB BRAIN TELLS ME.

No but today I've just thought how I'll miss "that one" at the end of the year. "that one" is in 8th and im in 7th so "that one" will leave me behind for a year and im worried. hehe wow that's strange.

another thing. "that one" is wearing a choker. those things that go around the neck that choke you to make you look cute.... see the stupidity there. well, My dumb brain sees that as "that one" trying to get me to notice. I don't like it. but Let me remind my stupid brain, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU STUPID.  I swear in the future "that one" or me will be able to have technology to go look into my brain and see all the dumb crap I do and watch my life and stuff. "That one" will find how boring my life is. I feel that "that one" is watching my blog, even though I'm almost certain it doesn't happen. I dunno


K bye now

when you realize you have and essay due

This is about a long time too many days too late, but here we go.

Sunday: chill day... bla bla bla. About to shower, at 9 (I shower, then while my hairs drying I kill time cause I don't like hair blowers) Well then I realize, wat I have an essay due tomorrow. So shoot bro, I get it started, then I'm like ya know what why not make it stupid? So it goes like this: we are writing a letter to this dude in the book to make a choice whether to go to the capital to sell his pearl which he has or stay and get scammed for really cheap. It's called "the pearl", and it's really crap. but here's my essay pretty much:

Im stev. I'm rich and I own businesses

do it for these reasons

you'd have to be disabled to stay

you could buy only 500 gumballs at that mall

go elsewhere

you could sell it for 6000 bucks. times 6000

wut good is 500 gumballs

with the capital get rich.wut next?

buy a ton of Hugo Boss suits

Maybe they scam isn't scam

somehow a golf ball fgot stuck in an oyster in the ocean and it became a fake pearl and somehow you somehow found it

you'd get adventure going there

and bacxk pain

so wut

then sum it up

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k it's over if you want to see the original go here: http://rondumblug.blogspot.com/2017/01/the-original-essay-for-those-who-wanted.html

uh yeah that was sunday. HA then I realized it was due today actually. That was stupid. eh, at least I got it done.

I need more content

K bye dudes

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The original essay for those who wanted it

Dear Kino,

                I’m Steve. I have many life experiences and am now at a great point in life. Right now I own two companies and they are both thriving. It has come to me that you have a pearl. I do not want to buy it, but I hear it is the pearl of the world. You have been cheated, my servants tell me. You can go to the capital or you can sell it there. Let me tell you, the answer is obvious. Go to the capital. If you do, you’ll get a real deal, fulfill life, and find some adventure in life.

                Do it, so you get a real deal. Fifteen hundred, they say? You’d have to be a HIPPO, without a LEG, with HALF A BRAIN, living under a ROCK, in a MINE, on the MOON, to accept that. ARE YOU SERIOUS? Is this what you were made for? 1500 hundred pesos could only get you FIVE HUNDRED gum balls at the mall. That’s lame. What’ll happen to all the extra gum balls? They will be alone forever, and die. How about a real marriage, nice clothes, maybe another boat? That pearl should sell for 6000 pesos. Times 6000.

                Fulfill your life. Five hundred gum balls won’t get you anywhere. If you get a real deal, that money could get your son in school, you could get married, get new clothes, get a boat, even get a house, and you’d still have left over. What to do then? Buy a ton of Hugo Boss suits. A ton of Hugo Boss Suits. You don’t know what you could accomplish with that much money.

                Heck, if all else fails, and that pearl was just a pretty plastic golf ball accidently stuck in an oyster accidently in the ocean accidently made into a *fake* pearl by the oyster, you’d still have had a great trip getting to the capital. Think of all the trails you’ll take, all the sites you’ll see? At no cost! Except your back. That’s separate though. All that walking, you could be a on the newest unpopular health magazine cover! That’s something! Heck, I’ll make a production line with your face on it just for you! At my business, you know man?

                What are you waiting for? Your son is standing outside on his baby legs crying his butt off eating the sand and you know why? He wants to go to the capital. Put him to sleep, slap him awake, and ask him if he wants to go to the capital. When he starts crying, you know that it is the case. Sometimes I wonder how horrible life would be without obnoxiously large pearls, well today I’m wondering how your life is without a ton of Hugo Boss suits. Think about what you could do with that kind of cash, how many gumball machines you could build, how much back pain you could develop. Any reason not to? Do you still want to live that way?

Sincerely

Steve Yang

Founder of the blog “Gumballs N’ Suits N’ Back Pain N’ Magazines N’ the cost of this blog” 

Imma learn to play depressing piano music

Yeh... that's kinda what I've been up to. I looked up a while ago 'cause I was bored, "song every pianist must know" and came up with this:

Satie - Gymnopedie No. 1 --- beatugful and sad not too challege
Tschaikowsky - Chanson Triste
Schumann - Traumerai slightly boring ober time
Brahms - Waltz in A Flat Major Op. 39 No. 15 ---somewhat sad
Chopin - Raindrop Prelude (No. 15) ----sad then angry over time
Debussy - Reverie ---- not as sad. ha challenging
Beethoven - Pathetique slow movement ---sad and exciting
Debussy - Arabesque No. 1 --- good , but challeningn
Chopin - Nocturne in E flat Op. 9 No. 2 --- famous good, challenge
Liszt - Consolation No. 3 --- beautiful but challenge
Satie - Gnossienne No. 1 -- challenge, good slow yet fast sad
Bach - Prelude No. 1 --- guonod avemaria side part
Comptine d'un autre été - Yann Tiersen --- challenge but good and sad ubt not that sad.. worth learning even though challenge
come sail away- styx but only piano is challenge but good

Decent sized list, right? see, not challegne, too challengs, much hcallenge. That's how I roll. that's weird for me to say.

but lemme pull up a vid of some:







The last one is good, because it had lang lang. My good Asian pianist. He tends to play fast music, but he plays it well. I'm learning the last two, but I will learn the first one eventually.


Yea, that's what I've been doing. I refilled my zippo yesterday. I was proud to "make it last" 4 days, because earlier I had to refill it everyday. I put electrical tape around the middle of the body of the zippo insert, to make it evaporate less. Maybe it'll work.

yeah. I started a journal. did I already tell you? one sec.....
K apparently not in the last blog so here I go
I found this empty journal and I .... I SWEAR I KNOW I WROTE ABOUT THIS
k checked again I did already so yeah


GOODBYE NOW NO MORE GOOD TOPICS
wow forgot to post after looking for pics of peeople f=crying at a pirano k bye


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