Monday, March 20, 2017

Guess who's back? (triggered warning sort of not really)

Yo my dudes I'm finally back. I've been gone a LONG time now. I'm amazed that you came here after all this time. Well lemme try to talk about what's been happening...

Wat when was the last time I was here? wow a month ago... holy shooooooot.

K lemme think.... Ya know what screw it lemme just tell you recent stuff. K so WET WTF I THOUGHT I ALREADY  TALKED ABOUT THIS... nope I didn't

So you know those spinners that are popular? Lemme talk about it. They were originally popular around August last year, so why are they cool now? Don't people realize they were meant for people with ADHD (Attention disorder)They are toys for adults and kids who can't focus and it's supposed to help them focus. Well, you probably don't have ADHD. It's just human nature. We see, we want. Most people get attracted, then wanna buy one. WHY THOUGH? Do you have autism? Actually, side note, the people at are school call them "autism spinners". Funny also, you get them for Amazon for $15, go to aliexpress find them for 3 dollars. THAT REMINDS ME. I have a 3d printer right? Well, I've been making frames for those,and selling them for $5. That's good money. Guess what else? I sell the whole thing for $10. So far, I've made around $60. Good money man. I'm stocking up right now. About $70 dollars will be ready for sale tomorrow.... HAHAHA too much money. So what have I done? Well I bought useless stuff.

LIKE: ----->
a burning laser
more bearings for more spinners fore more money....
a zippo butane insert
karambit trainer knife.*(see below)
Flexible 3d printing Filament(material)

Well might as well add other stuff I've bought since we've last talked
Tactical Pen**(see story below)
slide whistle haha don't ask
ink for calligraphy which i'm trying to do***(again see below for more explanation)

OK First the first list
the laser was only 9 Dollars of ALIEXPRESS. Where the cool kids shop. ha
the zippo: K I have a zippo and It runs out of fuel fast, so Imma get this. that way when I don't use it the fuel doesn't evaporate out.
Karambit lemme explain later
filament you know
Slide whistle I got from a music convention thing, me and my friends bought a ton.

********all of them right now

*karambit: OK so recently I subbed to Funker Tactical on youtube. They are a channel on fighting, and reality of it. Fights are really fast, many tactics you know don't work, 5 slashes of a knife and the fight is over, your enemy won't just stand there and wait for you to move first. Robbers don't think like you. Stuff like that. They are seriously geniuses. Well I saw a lot of Doug Marcaida, and he is a "backyard instructor". He is a Filipino martial arts teacher/specialist, and traditionally they teach from their backyard. I saw his karambit videos, and I bought a trainer. In my opinion a trainer could probably be used as a blunt force weapon, and it'd be fine. No blade means I can carry to schoo------TECHNICALLY IT IS CONSIDERED METAL KNUCKLES DUE TO THE RING---
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Anyways yeah, I'll probably bring it to schoo---- SERIOUSLY THESE ARE ILLEGAL IN MY STATE WHY DID I BUY IT? NOT ILLEGAL FOR BEING KARAMBIT ILLEGAL FOR HAVING A RING IT'S ILLEGAL REAL BLADE OR NOT.

**K the tactical pen. Well that I bought a while ago. I was looking up tactical stuff I could buy, and I came across tactical pens. They can't cause blood, like the karambit, (HA ALSO A TACTICAL FLASHLIGHT I BOUGHT)*gaud I buy too much weapons and tactical stuff* anyways..
They don't cause blood, so they are not only legal but if you get into a fight no one comes out with *serious* injuries.

***Calligraphy: K well I saw this somewhere also dunno where but I was like, That's cool, I wanna be able to do that. I've gotten a stack of books, Ink, some homemade pen.... not a good idea. but it kinda works... not really though





Well there you go, wut I've been up to. And one last thing. I've been trying to get myself to stop procrastinating. I don't like that word. Can't I just say I don't like cramming the crap in at the last minute? It's much shorter.... JK But yeah, School stuff due Friday, I did a lot of it yesterday. Haven't blog in a while due to "cramming the crap in at the last minute". Yee



BUT WAITIIIIII one more. I've been taking cold showers since last Friday. I did it cause I remembered it from a while ago, then I was like wait what were the reasons even? So here you go:
fat burn:shinier hair, less dry skin(it helps you retain your oils), fat burn, less workout injuries, stress relieving(once you're able to get past the OH GOD KILL ME moment), relaxing and makes you want to sleep (once you;re able to get past the OH GOD KILL ME moment), and it pushes you out of your comfort zone frequently. And also, makes you alert in the morning and ready to go.
The only downside is when I get up I always have a runny nose now. I can't conform that it's the showers though, 'cause I don't want to stop.



Ya know, I think that's everything.... K FINNNALLLLLY I":M DONE

Dude been typing since 8:15, it's 9:19





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Finished editing and checking. now 9:25

bye now my friends