Dropped the watch, jeez it runs fast!

AHHHHHHHH

I'm so pissed, cause I coudn't publish what I had, so this is what I did. copied it: ctrl + c

Refresh page. oh, look, second half is gone. I'll remove what's here and rep;ace it with everything...

WAIIIIT WHAT

Ok so some picture i copied earlier that would be in the blog pops up, and so I just lost the whole blog. 20 minutes of hard work. sad now..

ANYWAYS.

Here's approxiamately what I blogged about, but shorter.

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Last friday, I went to the pool with my little brothers. We swim, I take it into the hot tun(anyone call it that?) Not the pool, I swam in the pool, but didn't wear it. It's 100m water resistant, but lemme tell you something.

"WATER RESISTANT" AND "WATERPROOF" AND NOT THE SAME THING

water proof can be submersed in the specified depth, and a water ressistant can resist that depth's pressure. for about  20 minutes. No good. No, the pool's not 100m deep. But Seiko, the watch I bought's company doesn't reccomend taking it in water. WTF? It's water resist, so why? Pisses me off. 

WELL ANYWAYS as we finish in the "hot tub" we shower, and I make my younger siblings change and pee and stuff (oh look I said pee 😝). Well Some reason my little brother wants my watch. I let him wear it. He's 6. one thing. When he decides that  e wants to take it off, he just starts, and I tell him to wait, but he doesn't stop. By the time I get to him, BAM. He dropped it. 

Now listen, it looks almost fine. There is a slight dent at the top of the bezel, but I don't even notice it. The problem is, IT RUNS 3 MINUTES FAST NOW. It used to run off around 3 seconds. 3 MINUTES OFF. I have to adjust the time every 8 hours. That's horrible. 

B UT DON'T PANIC. I bought some stupid tool thing to open the back of the watch, and I'll *try* to fix it.

YEAH.....

Ya know what I'm too lazy to do the rest

AH SHAME ON ME., but I'll jsut say I talked about how to fix it in detail which you don't need, and i also talked about some women at the pool who was being, well what's a way to insult someone without having to censor it? Just think of it like that.

YEAH, WELL THEN GUYS THAT'S IT, So umm buy

sTev

Yes that was puposeful

The watch!

Hey guys! I'm blogging two times this week! Not that big a deal,  considering over the summer I blogged daily. Haha. But anyways lemme tell you about the watch. First, the pictures

So yeah. Lemme tell you from start to now what has happened.

I get home, open the mail, amazon box(In the future I don't reccomend getting expensive watches off amazon) inside is Seiko box. I open it, and inside, the Seiko is on the side of the "pillow". It was running when I got it, If you don't know mechanical watches, They are run by a spring, which needs to be rewound frequently(once a day usually). This watch was running when I got it! I was amazed. Then later I figured it out. See, this watch is an automatic, meaning it has a rotor

Now, the pic's a Seiko, but it's not what I have. It's an automatic though. See the bottom half, that half circle? That is a spinning weight. It moves when you move your wrist and pretty much it winds the watch by itself. Well that is how the watch came running. 

After that the next thing I did was put it on.(ha duh) well it came with a metal strap, but it was really cheap, So I put on the NATO strap I bought. I tried the two ones I got: a black one and a black and gray one. I like the black one as you saw in the pics. I love it man. The watch and the strap. NATOs are light, waterproof, and washable. That's why I got it. Another thing is that I had to adjust the date and time, but that's no big deal. The awesome thing about the springs and gears is that I can listen to it tick. It's kinda obvious, but it's really cool. Also great for being a showoff ;) (ha not really, but Hey people are genuinely interested.

Time. I've set it over many times. I'll give you what I have. And explanations

5:08 pm 4/5 --4 sec slow     okay, that's how it came

8:49 pm 4/5 --7 sec slow     ohhh, 4 hours, 3 sec slow. I was expecting less that 1 sec per 2 hours

9:15 pm 4/5 -- reset 9 sec slow     OK, reset whatever

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6:50 am 4/6 12 sec slow             Whoa, in 9 hours 3 sec only! That's 7.57 sec slower per 24 hrs. That's good enough for me

6:19 pm 4/6 11 sec slow  Wait what? Now it added one second? It used to be slowing down. and 1 sec in 12 hrs? am I gonna get 2 sec fast per 24 hrs?

OK So all I know is that it's in the "decent" range for accuracy. Quartz watches(electric) are off only a couple seconds per month. On the other hand, mechanicals are far more off, but they are so much more "loved".

NIGHT

Time to sleep. I look up on my phone people sleeping with watches. People did it so I was like, "Ya know what why not?" Well I did, and, well see the lume (Glowing stuff) was brighter than I expected. I get in bed, and it's bright. Only downside? There is nothing showing which one it 12. The outside dots all look the same(see above). Well, I sleep with my arm under my pillow, and 2 hours after I turned the lights out I wake, up, and look at the watch, I'm amazed, cause it's still glowing bright, and it's pretty dark

I feel like there is something else---YEah there is. Yesterday I bought another strap. 13 bucks, for a "high quality" leather strap. dunno how good it is, but apparently it's waterproof. Waterproof, water resistant, I dunno. but it looks good.

One more thing. I just want you guys to hear this song. You'll see it, but read here first. I saw this video sometime in august last year probably. I love it like many songs. Not the original of this song, it's not good. This one is jazz, and I just love it.

well yeah, that's all I have for you. I just love it, the lead singer, his range, I admire. He is handsome- If I was a girl I would have a crush on him probably.


NEXT WEEK IS SPRING BREAK FROM SCHOOL

bye guys, have a good life.

I dunno, right now I feel very genuinely happy. What happened? I dunno

See ya hopefully tomorrow


Steve

Crap-ton of life advice...New watch coming up! and possibly new channel and other stuff

Yo guys so um I just bought this watch:

It's called the Seiko SNK795. HEY! Seiko's not that bad. You may know I'm into watches. Wait I never said that. So well I got into watches by getting into knives. I spent time watching knife vids on youtube, and one guy talked about watches. Then I watched a ton of his watch vids, then went looking for more vids on watches. So I got into it. Or maybe it was watches that got me into knives...

Also, This watch cost less than 100, and it's an automatic(driven by springs and gears, self wound by your body movement.) It was $89, I paid 11 more for 2 NATO straps, and with tax it was 110.....BAD... suck it up.

Apparently the strap it comes with(metal one first picture) is really bad, and feels cheap. I bought NATO straps to replace them. I was really debating on it: classic NATO or classy leather? NATOs have a good history to them though. NATOs were made for the *British* (I think) army so that they could have cheap, adjustable, yet secure straps. They are made so that if one lug (those pins on the side that hold the strap in)breaks it still holds the watch. This was important for the military. Now they are a cool thing to  have your watch on because they are light and waterproof, just dress your watch down a little:

See? Less likely to get robbed(not actually) and more casual wear. Most people don't know about these and if you see this on someone they either have really good style, know watches somehow, or collect watches.

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I'm thinking of starting a new channel. One day I just sat down cause I was sad. Yeah. Or maybe I was doing homework listening to Glenn Miller. (old stuff) He doesn't make sad music, but one song that is just beautiful came on, and it was just the best. Lemme get you the two songs I was probably listening to:



The first song is just some song  I heard on Spotify.

ABOUT THE SECOND SONG. It's beautiful to me. Listen to the lyrics:
To you my heart cries out, PerfidiaFor I found you, the love of my life, in somebody else's armsYour eyes are echoing perfidiaForgetful of our promise of love, you're sharing another's charms...With a sad lament my dreams have faded like a broken melodyWhile the gods of love look down and laugh at what romantic fools we mortals be...And now I know my love was not for youAnd so I take it back with a sigh, perfidious oneGoodbye...

It is romantic, and I do think of someone (HA "that one" if you know what that is :)
Yes, they are both "old music" and sad and depressing (like my home life), but they do set off something inside.

So yeah, I'm making a channel based off depression.
look out for that soon...

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Ya know that crap in the last blog about making money on spinners? I made $132! not counting coins, which would probably add a few more bucks... That's how I bought the watch. Actually, I shouldn't have bought the watch,. because I still owe my parents 300 bucks or so for the 3D printer. Heck, Even If i did already pay off the printers I have another 270 bucks I spent on other crap that I also need to pay off. OK so far I probably made 10 spinners, ($100), 4-ish Penny spinners(pennies on the outside, $32 bucks, and I sold a few frames. Well, then I stopped for a while, but this week I should be back in business. Just Friday I ran out of plastic for my printer, so I bought more, arriving tomorrow. I'll be back probably Wednesday. Make another 80 bucks... then either move on or sell other crap. yeah.

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Well um I found out a few things about life (not so recently) but um I thought I'D JUST GIVE YOU  GUYS LIFE ADVICE

If you are walking and there are others, don't get out of people's way. People are too awkward today and will avoid interaction(in my area). Walk forward, and 90% of people will get out of your way(in my area) ADVICE: don't get into a fight if you bump into them.

When your want something, or you want someone to say something, don't say "will you__" or "can you __" instead say "would you rather ___ or ___" By doing this you have already preset that they want to, now it's just a matter of details

Don't be afraid to do foolish things in public. Unless you're famous. Honestly when you go out, just about nobody knows you. They won't see you again. People don't care about you as much as you care about yourself. If someone embarrasses you, or you do something dumb, don't worry, It's not gonna go around city. Unless you know that person who was watching you do stupid crap, or they will spread news. People in public forget crap. When you are embarrassed nobody cares, they will forget.

If you force yourself to do good things, or don't let yourself do something bad, you find that you can do much more. Like I talked about awhile ago, taking cold showers. You suffer, and don't feel that instant happiness. It comes after awhile. EX: you hear the alarm clock go off. GET UP NOW, Don't wait. Seriously. You'll find you have more time than you think, you were wasting that time all along, why did you do it. EX:STOP PROCRASTINATING! Just turn the phone off, and do your work. If not, at least silence it. Or use it to play music, but THAT'S ALL. Also, don't let yourself do bad things. EX: It's 1 in the morning. WTF are you doing? GO SLEEP. Take your phone, just press the off button, it's not that hard. It's a magical moment you have when that screen goes blank, THEN ALL THE SLEEPINESS SEEPS IN. Go sleep.

People don't want to be the first to do something. But you be the first, there are others that feel the same and will follow you. EX: During class or meeting, when teacher or boss says, "anybody need the restroom?" You be first, and trust me, there are others who just by seeing you go, will feel like they now need to go.

3, 2, 1. Do it, NOW. It works. Wanna do something, but you're scared. 3, 2, 1 is 2 things actually: 1)you should do it now, so you countdown, and just speak up then or 2) You have something scary to do, so set a deadline, to get it done by, and do it BEFORE then

When you do good things, you should treat yourself. EX: (this is real life actually) I have a bible reading plan(I'm Christian) to catch up on, because I stopped reading a month ago, and so I said I would buy a watch, and I said, I won't touch the watch until I am up to date with the bible plan. Trust me, I will.

If  you crave something you shouldn't be craving, you find if you don't do it for long enough, that craving will leave, and it will no longer be interesting.

Also, surround yourself will people higher than you who look down on that craving. You will feel embarrassed to do it, and you wont

Don't rush. Take your time in life. You've got time, and it makes time feel more roomy.

Stop being late. People around you hate it. It pisses everyone off. Get there 5-15 minutes early.

Take some time and think about life before you sleep. You'll find too much and sleep really quickly because your brain just exploded.

If you buys stuff for yourself, buy stuff for other people. It gives you "the happies" inside.

Better to do work in the morning than to stay late. Sleep latest 12, wake up earliest 4, and you find instead of "up till 1, wake at 6" , even though it's more time you'll be less awake. You should get most days 7 hrs sleep.

If you're doing something bad, Stop, and think about the future. Seriously. Respect yourself.

Don't be someone you're not. If you seem stupid, Remember, honestly nobody thinks that much about you as you do.

Start a journal. It's not just a girly thing. Write to future you.You'll write nothing at first, but you'll find a few weeks in you'll write pages in one sitting, and you'll spend 40 minutes writing (I've ctually been writing this blog for 70 minutes or so so far) And it doesn't have to be a book. It can be public(blogger), private(email or Google Docs). You'll go back and read it in as less as a week, and it will seem interesting. (I read my own blogs). And put dates on them.

Don't read/phone during meals. Just STOP. You don't get as much nutrition from the food because you're brain isn't even thinking about digestion anymore. Read your twitter feed and crap after. Meals are for talking to people around, talking to 1)your brain 2)"Mr. Schedule" 3)Your inside feelings

Go clean your room/office. RIGHT NOW. JUST DO IT... You'll feel better. You will. 'Cause once you start, you just have to finish. Seriously.


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No more, I spent 75 minutes, and after editing even more.

Well I hope you actually read that huge text mass.... Thanks for coming, seriously..., Little message to one of you: stop watching porn, one of you. One of you viewers watches before coming here, and Google gives me that info, of who comes to this blog, where they're from, what OS, what Browser, and the site before it. Whoever it is, just STOP. (I'm sorry for the rest of you, but this has to be done) I have been seeing these for the last 6 months probably. Just stop.....


I'm sorry for that.😵

Steve

Guess who's back? (triggered warning sort of not really)

Yo my dudes I'm finally back. I've been gone a LONG time now. I'm amazed that you came here after all this time. Well lemme try to talk about what's been happening...

Wat when was the last time I was here? wow a month ago... holy shooooooot.

K lemme think.... Ya know what screw it lemme just tell you recent stuff. K so WET WTF I THOUGHT I ALREADY  TALKED ABOUT THIS... nope I didn't

So you know those spinners that are popular? Lemme talk about it. They were originally popular around August last year, so why are they cool now? Don't people realize they were meant for people with ADHD (Attention disorder)They are toys for adults and kids who can't focus and it's supposed to help them focus. Well, you probably don't have ADHD. It's just human nature. We see, we want. Most people get attracted, then wanna buy one. WHY THOUGH? Do you have autism? Actually, side note, the people at are school call them "autism spinners". Funny also, you get them for Amazon for $15, go to aliexpress find them for 3 dollars. THAT REMINDS ME. I have a 3d printer right? Well, I've been making frames for those,and selling them for $5. That's good money. Guess what else? I sell the whole thing for $10. So far, I've made around $60. Good money man. I'm stocking up right now. About $70 dollars will be ready for sale tomorrow.... HAHAHA too much money. So what have I done? Well I bought useless stuff.

LIKE: ----->
a burning laser
more bearings for more spinners fore more money....
a zippo butane insert
karambit trainer knife.*(see below)
Flexible 3d printing Filament(material)

Well might as well add other stuff I've bought since we've last talked
Tactical Pen**(see story below)
slide whistle haha don't ask
ink for calligraphy which i'm trying to do***(again see below for more explanation)

OK First the first list
the laser was only 9 Dollars of ALIEXPRESS. Where the cool kids shop. ha
the zippo: K I have a zippo and It runs out of fuel fast, so Imma get this. that way when I don't use it the fuel doesn't evaporate out.
Karambit lemme explain later
filament you know
Slide whistle I got from a music convention thing, me and my friends bought a ton.

********all of them right now

*karambit: OK so recently I subbed to Funker Tactical on youtube. They are a channel on fighting, and reality of it. Fights are really fast, many tactics you know don't work, 5 slashes of a knife and the fight is over, your enemy won't just stand there and wait for you to move first. Robbers don't think like you. Stuff like that. They are seriously geniuses. Well I saw a lot of Doug Marcaida, and he is a "backyard instructor". He is a Filipino martial arts teacher/specialist, and traditionally they teach from their backyard. I saw his karambit videos, and I bought a trainer. In my opinion a trainer could probably be used as a blunt force weapon, and it'd be fine. No blade means I can carry to schoo------TECHNICALLY IT IS CONSIDERED METAL KNUCKLES DUE TO THE RING---

Anyways yeah, I'll probably bring it to schoo---- SERIOUSLY THESE ARE ILLEGAL IN MY STATE WHY DID I BUY IT? NOT ILLEGAL FOR BEING KARAMBIT ILLEGAL FOR HAVING A RING IT'S ILLEGAL REAL BLADE OR NOT.

**K the tactical pen. Well that I bought a while ago. I was looking up tactical stuff I could buy, and I came across tactical pens. They can't cause blood, like the karambit, (HA ALSO A TACTICAL FLASHLIGHT I BOUGHT)*gaud I buy too much weapons and tactical stuff* anyways..
They don't cause blood, so they are not only legal but if you get into a fight no one comes out with *serious* injuries.

***Calligraphy: K well I saw this somewhere also dunno where but I was like, That's cool, I wanna be able to do that. I've gotten a stack of books, Ink, some homemade pen.... not a good idea. but it kinda works... not really though





Well there you go, wut I've been up to. And one last thing. I've been trying to get myself to stop procrastinating. I don't like that word. Can't I just say I don't like cramming the crap in at the last minute? It's much shorter.... JK But yeah, School stuff due Friday, I did a lot of it yesterday. Haven't blog in a while due to "cramming the crap in at the last minute". Yee



BUT WAITIIIIII one more. I've been taking cold showers since last Friday. I did it cause I remembered it from a while ago, then I was like wait what were the reasons even? So here you go:
fat burn:shinier hair, less dry skin(it helps you retain your oils), fat burn, less workout injuries, stress relieving(once you're able to get past the OH GOD KILL ME moment), relaxing and makes you want to sleep (once you;re able to get past the OH GOD KILL ME moment), and it pushes you out of your comfort zone frequently. And also, makes you alert in the morning and ready to go.
The only downside is when I get up I always have a runny nose now. I can't conform that it's the showers though, 'cause I don't want to stop.



Ya know, I think that's everything.... K FINNNALLLLLY I":M DONE

Dude been typing since 8:15, it's 9:19





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Finished editing and checking. now 9:25

bye now my friends

This knife is so dull... *cuts self*

Hey guys kinda got busy... *cough lazy* So I just remembered this thing from a while ago so imma tell y'all.

K so friday the something like 2 weeks ago was this performance we had. We the top band were performing for 5th graders on a field trip. Goal: make them join band. We get to school early in the morning in our "alternate uniform" not the marching uniform, just the band polo and black pants. Well, first thing I notice is our last chair(essentially worst) trombone was missing. I tell second chair (the one right below me) "Hey look, stupid's missing. Yay" not really, but for exaggeration let's say I said that. We go on with the rehearsal. Here's some more schedule info for you:

arrive 8
set up, start practice
9:30 little kids come
we play

Well somehow, our last chair makes it, at 9:00. AN HOUR LATE. Well, screw it, he's here. He's not annoying or stupid, he's just a little stubborn, and when we play soft songs occasionally he'll stick out. Well, it doesn't bother me that much. But this is the worst part: He comes wearing normal clothes, not the uniform. WTF man. When the director asks, he's like "OH FLIP I'M DUMB" well not really. Heh. So  uh, we carry on. We don't find him a uniform, but we give him some other girl's band jacket. It's black not red, but it has our logo, so it's good...



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Now the knife!

K so I bout dis knife:

It looks scary, but it's a lot smaller than it looks

So far it works, but needs a TON of wrist motion to open.

When I first got it  it I touched the edge: and it FELT as sharp as my old dumb knife.

Not sharp. It cut paper only like my old dumb knife

not sharp *enough*

Except one area. It would kinda tear-cut it, then one area just GLIDE through the paper, then suck at cutting again. I later took my thumb across the blade. I felt pain. O crap wut I just do? Well I cut myself. So sucks. Later I found that there's a little cut on my pinkie. Never felt it don't remember it happening. Eh...

If you want it it was only 20 bucks here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00I0RVQO4/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Not to mention I bought a really bright flashlight and a tactical pen as well.......

mebe later: the pen hasn't arrived yet.

See ya dudes

stev....

leve

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llevo

lovee

love balls

balls

suck it up

ya dumb

im disabled

criplling despression is a real syptom

jk

meantally retarede is real

notice mejh senpiaia

don't be offended by the ending plez

Haven't been here 2 weeks...

Wow I feel bad for what happened in the last two weeks but good to be back, and do what I did today.

A while ago  I made a plan to myself: this year Imma get stronger, do more pushups, less computer time, more piano practice, and grow taller.

*last one specially important*

But uh recently I got lazy. I didn't practice at all over the weekend, didn't do my workout, spent the whole day on the computer and ditched my "growth pills"(ha STERIOIOIIDS) and didn't do pull ups.

Today school got out early. (Second Tuesday of the month is day for teachers to plan and stuff) Um 8th graders went on a field trip and returned at lunch. Well "that one", WELL let's just start in the morning. "A" period class ends and go to my 1st period science class to wait. Well since it's the science fair, the 8th graders all have posters and other random stuff to bring to the classroom, so "that one" comes to the area to put "that one's" poster in the classroom. (I have science 1st period) I see "that one" HECK I ALWAYS DO and "that one" sees me and so I guess gotta show it, so I just smile and nod. Ha, I nod at all the random awkward times. Like when someone is just staring at me and I see I just turn to them for a sec, then nod. haha. WELL ANYWAYS I nod as I was saying, and I guess "that one" nodded or something. "that one" smiled and continued talking to a friend. Then left. I still think she just came just to figure out where my classes were, but I need to tell myself that's ritarded. Like me. funny. not funny actually. stupid. I probably know somewhat what "that ones" classes are.

So that was morning. They went one the trip came, back, well at 5th period, "that one" ignores me till I do a bad not funny joke.... wut? k nevermind. Band ignores till the end, where she just turns to look at me? mebe. dunno. never will.

 That's that. Today's valentines day. Apparently on a suvey 50% of women would dump their guy if they didn't do anything on valentines day

random stuff for you
Guess "that one" might dump me. hope she's not that 50%

Wait one more thing. Wed last week was rehearsal for our honor band. "that one" is in it. In the middle or so the conductor asks me to stand up and some other dude on the opposite side. I'm on the very right. I see "that one" wow. that was really lame. Well at the end when I get in my dad's car I see "that one" running to her little car as she leaves. Was "that one" following me? I seriously dunno. But I think "that one" gets to school from a little door on the side of campus no one uses. To hide the car. I feel, wow, girls. Ashamed of their car, I mean, Our car has a huge dent in the back left. Our other car has big black scratches. It's bad, but am I ashamed? Well, I don't like it, but I 'm not worried abut my reputation by a car. I mean,yeah, people judge you by your car, but I'm not trying to get a job or anything, so I don't care.


I was looking back at my old blogs to see if I had wrote that, then read the despressing song blog.Listened to the music, and somehow ended up here.Listen to it. It's so sad, but it's good. start at 0:28 Before is just clapping.



One thing: that guy is blind. I just wanted you to know that.

Well now that you're crying go take a nap, do your homework, look at your life, do good, and be content with yourself.


Now I'm a life coach, heh?

Bye dudes

Stev

Life

Yeah, seriously couldn't think of a title.

OK so I've been gone for a while, doing nothing... yeah need to accomplish something...

Should work on SAT but nope, wasting time on this.

Yesterday I spent 30 minutes sharpening my knife. made it look less shiny, stained it, and it's barely sharper. I made a hot glue staple pocket clip today... great accomplishment today... wow.

Yesterday at school a tree fell over....

I seriously don't know what to write about today.

I wasted this entire weekend watching Kitchen Nightmares. Well at least I was inspired to learn to cook good food. Ha not really though.




But the real thing was because of what I think about "that one". I thought a lot about "that one" today. I swear, I've gotta be dreaming but it seems as if "that one" has set up the world to make things work to make me notice "that one". my gaud...

Like "that one" plays in jazz band and I swear "that one" joined because I was going to. that's what my brain says. "that one" started not good in jazz but "that one" got really good at their instrument and is better than me. by tons. "that one" started out shy and not that confident in the music, but now, "that one" is playing really complex songs before it starts to show off to me. THAT'S WHAT MAH  DUMB BRAIN TELLS ME.

No but today I've just thought how I'll miss "that one" at the end of the year. "that one" is in 8th and im in 7th so "that one" will leave me behind for a year and im worried. hehe wow that's strange.

another thing. "that one" is wearing a choker. those things that go around the neck that choke you to make you look cute.... see the stupidity there. well, My dumb brain sees that as "that one" trying to get me to notice. I don't like it. but Let me remind my stupid brain, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU STUPID.  I swear in the future "that one" or me will be able to have technology to go look into my brain and see all the dumb crap I do and watch my life and stuff. "That one" will find how boring my life is. I feel that "that one" is watching my blog, even though I'm almost certain it doesn't happen. I dunno


K bye now

when you realize you have and essay due

This is about a long time too many days too late, but here we go.

Sunday: chill day... bla bla bla. About to shower, at 9 (I shower, then while my hairs drying I kill time cause I don't like hair blowers) Well then I realize, wat I have an essay due tomorrow. So shoot bro, I get it started, then I'm like ya know what why not make it stupid? So it goes like this: we are writing a letter to this dude in the book to make a choice whether to go to the capital to sell his pearl which he has or stay and get scammed for really cheap. It's called "the pearl", and it's really crap. but here's my essay pretty much:

Im stev. I'm rich and I own businesses

do it for these reasons

you'd have to be disabled to stay

you could buy only 500 gumballs at that mall

go elsewhere

you could sell it for 6000 bucks. times 6000

wut good is 500 gumballs

with the capital get rich.wut next?

buy a ton of Hugo Boss suits

Maybe they scam isn't scam

somehow a golf ball fgot stuck in an oyster in the ocean and it became a fake pearl and somehow you somehow found it

you'd get adventure going there

and bacxk pain

so wut

then sum it up

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k it's over if you want to see the original go here: http://rondumblug.blogspot.com/2017/01/the-original-essay-for-those-who-wanted.html

uh yeah that was sunday. HA then I realized it was due today actually. That was stupid. eh, at least I got it done.

I need more content

K bye dudes

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The original essay for those who wanted it

Dear Kino,

                I’m Steve. I have many life experiences and am now at a great point in life. Right now I own two companies and they are both thriving. It has come to me that you have a pearl. I do not want to buy it, but I hear it is the pearl of the world. You have been cheated, my servants tell me. You can go to the capital or you can sell it there. Let me tell you, the answer is obvious. Go to the capital. If you do, you’ll get a real deal, fulfill life, and find some adventure in life.

                Do it, so you get a real deal. Fifteen hundred, they say? You’d have to be a HIPPO, without a LEG, with HALF A BRAIN, living under a ROCK, in a MINE, on the MOON, to accept that. ARE YOU SERIOUS? Is this what you were made for? 1500 hundred pesos could only get you FIVE HUNDRED gum balls at the mall. That’s lame. What’ll happen to all the extra gum balls? They will be alone forever, and die. How about a real marriage, nice clothes, maybe another boat? That pearl should sell for 6000 pesos. Times 6000.

                Fulfill your life. Five hundred gum balls won’t get you anywhere. If you get a real deal, that money could get your son in school, you could get married, get new clothes, get a boat, even get a house, and you’d still have left over. What to do then? Buy a ton of Hugo Boss suits. A ton of Hugo Boss Suits. You don’t know what you could accomplish with that much money.

                Heck, if all else fails, and that pearl was just a pretty plastic golf ball accidently stuck in an oyster accidently in the ocean accidently made into a *fake* pearl by the oyster, you’d still have had a great trip getting to the capital. Think of all the trails you’ll take, all the sites you’ll see? At no cost! Except your back. That’s separate though. All that walking, you could be a on the newest unpopular health magazine cover! That’s something! Heck, I’ll make a production line with your face on it just for you! At my business, you know man?

                What are you waiting for? Your son is standing outside on his baby legs crying his butt off eating the sand and you know why? He wants to go to the capital. Put him to sleep, slap him awake, and ask him if he wants to go to the capital. When he starts crying, you know that it is the case. Sometimes I wonder how horrible life would be without obnoxiously large pearls, well today I’m wondering how your life is without a ton of Hugo Boss suits. Think about what you could do with that kind of cash, how many gumball machines you could build, how much back pain you could develop. Any reason not to? Do you still want to live that way?

Sincerely

Steve Yang

Founder of the blog “Gumballs N’ Suits N’ Back Pain N’ Magazines N’ the cost of this blog” 

Imma learn to play depressing piano music

Yeh... that's kinda what I've been up to. I looked up a while ago 'cause I was bored, "song every pianist must know" and came up with this:

Satie - Gymnopedie No. 1 --- beatugful and sad not too challege
Tschaikowsky - Chanson Triste
Schumann - Traumerai slightly boring ober time
Brahms - Waltz in A Flat Major Op. 39 No. 15 ---somewhat sad
Chopin - Raindrop Prelude (No. 15) ----sad then angry over time
Debussy - Reverie ---- not as sad. ha challenging
Beethoven - Pathetique slow movement ---sad and exciting
Debussy - Arabesque No. 1 --- good , but challeningn
Chopin - Nocturne in E flat Op. 9 No. 2 --- famous good, challenge
Liszt - Consolation No. 3 --- beautiful but challenge
Satie - Gnossienne No. 1 -- challenge, good slow yet fast sad
Bach - Prelude No. 1 --- guonod avemaria side part
Comptine d'un autre été - Yann Tiersen --- challenge but good and sad ubt not that sad.. worth learning even though challenge
come sail away- styx but only piano is challenge but good

Decent sized list, right? see, not challegne, too challengs, much hcallenge. That's how I roll. that's weird for me to say.

but lemme pull up a vid of some:







The last one is good, because it had lang lang. My good Asian pianist. He tends to play fast music, but he plays it well. I'm learning the last two, but I will learn the first one eventually.


Yea, that's what I've been doing. I refilled my zippo yesterday. I was proud to "make it last" 4 days, because earlier I had to refill it everyday. I put electrical tape around the middle of the body of the zippo insert, to make it evaporate less. Maybe it'll work.

yeah. I started a journal. did I already tell you? one sec.....
K apparently not in the last blog so here I go
I found this empty journal and I .... I SWEAR I KNOW I WROTE ABOUT THIS
k checked again I did already so yeah


GOODBYE NOW NO MORE GOOD TOPICS
wow forgot to post after looking for pics of peeople f=crying at a pirano k bye


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Whoa, wus dis?

Hey guys. Haven't been here a while, and not gonna sleep for a while, so why not right for a while? while eating a banana?

So it's really raining outside in Calif. right now. It's loud. We have a creek in our backyard, and let's say it's usually 10 feet wide, well today it might have been 23 feet or so.

Um, I got myself a journal for life. I had it a while, but I never wrote anything in it , so yesterday I found it and decided I might as well use it. The real reason is 'cause I saw a vid on how to lucid dream and it said to get a dream journal. I did, but in there I also include a life journal. That way I can talk about more personal stuff. (like I don't do that here), but there I can put down names. Cause no one should see that, but here, internet will see it, OK?

Um, A while ago I found a disk from a long time ago in a bin. Here's the long story:

A while ago, a parent's friend was coming over. Parents told me and siblings to clean up the house. I cleaned under the stairs, and there was a lot of junk. I took out the boxes, looked inside them and found a disk labeled:

04/03/11
Stephen Pictures @ [his name]'s B-Party

Funny, I remembered that party. It was the kids party, and we're still friends, we're gonna go with a bunch of others to a movie tomorrow.

But any ways this guy did swim team back then, and so his party was at his swim team place. His dad takes pictures I don't think as a job, but he has a good camera. So I found these pictures on the disk:

There's some other pics on it but those have other people and they might not want their faces shown, so of course it's okay to show my own.

I SWEAR THERE WILL BE HATE OR SOMETHING MAYBE NOT CAUSE I SAID DIS BUT DONT MAKE FUN OF ME CAUSE AGAIN DIS FOR ME TO LOOK BACK ON WHEN IM GONNA DIE AND FOR ME TO LOOK AT AND SHOW MY FRIENDS HOW RETARDED I WAS

But yeah, that was kinda funny. What was I talking about again?

I should sleep soon it's not 10:00 yet but I'm supposed to sleep and so goodbye peeps.

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Mah BDDDDAY. I turned 5

So it's actually my bday.... Yeah. If you ask how old I am I'll respond, "older than I look"

I'm 13, I'm super short, and I look like I'm in 5th grade. Maybe.... I dunno. I don't act like it, maybe don't really look like a 5th grader, but I'm as tall as a fifth grader.

So I woke up, read my Bible for the day, and I read Mark 13 today. Pretty much Jesus is crucified and betrayed. I'm trying to take this seriously. It did actually make me kind of sad. Then breakfast was noodles, unusual, then school. Not late, actually early maybe. Then I go down to the PE area, and my friend Who's name starts with O and ends with wen and is pronounced Owen comes up to me and is like "Happy birthday. I got you something." He had a thing 1 inch tall package thing, maybe 4x7 inches, and it's solid hard, I thought it was a huge chocolate bar. I open it, and It was kinda funny what it was. It was a piece of wood, and in it was "carved" a [slightly] out of proportional trombone. CAUSE I PLAY TROMBONE IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT. I thought it was a really thin walkie talkie, But eventually I saw it, and yes I did realize before he told me. It's was nice. I still haven't figured out how he knew my birthday was today. Then the bell rings, we go in the locker room to change, I show what he gave me to another friend and he's like, Wat it's yo bday? So they start singing happy birthday [I hate that song but accept it] and then all the guys knew,.

After that school goes by. I put on a pink post-it that said:

IT'S MAH
B-DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
YYY
Ye man. Really.

People were seeing it and like, oh happy bday. People just knew. Then at lunch I had a normal lunch and the class after I forgot it was my bday. Then after I feel like maybe just good but "that one"[the one for me ;) ] comes in all happy with a lollipop. I forget it's mah bday but I ask why she has a lollipop and she talks and, I dunno, seemed to care today about meh.... Then these other people walk in and are like, *Gasp* "STEVE, IT'S YOUR BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRTHday?" I'm like, "Oh um oh yeah." they start singing "THAT EVIL SONG"[b day song, I hate it, on other peoples bday I don't sing and I'm like, DAT SONG'S COPYRIGHTED(even though I know they copyright is gone) ] But anyways they stop, class is normal, band is after, Normal, and then jazz, the jazz teacher knows. She teaches band at my sister's elementary and that was probably how, but the day was REALLY GOOD. I had piano lesson after that, and I forgot to do the theory(piano homework), but it was short, I did it, then had a good class which the teacher somehow knew also, and we had good dinner, an ice cream cake, and my little siblings made a "party" in the attic, They got the whole family there and gave me a little present and we talked then ate the cake. After that my mom starts planning out that friday or monday that I should get my friends and watch a movie, so we are gonna watch one. I don't remember what it's called [looked up, IT's called XXX: Return of Xander Cage] It's got Vin Deisel in it.


Then after that is now, when I did my homework and just writing this.

Lemme tell you a story. When I was 5, turning 6, I was in kindergarten, and the teacher asks, "Steven, how old are you now?" So me, trying to think logically, I reply, "5" I knew I was 6, but I didn't feel like I was 6, so I said what I honestly thought. the teacher says"guess again", I say, "but I'm not any taller" with full honesty, but the teacher says "guess again Steven". I say with sadness, "6."  SERIOUSLY, I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE I WAS SIX YEARS OLD


So for presents, I asked my dad for a zippo, a peanut lighter, and a small pocket knife. He disagrees with the knife, yet gladly gets me two lighters. The zippo arrived yesterday, and the peanut lighter will arrive in February. I'm 13. Playing with lighters is safer than knives? HA that's funny, I have a "murder knife" accoridng to my brother. I carried it everday earlier, but stopped, then yesterday started carrying it gain. It looks like this:

My dad's okay with something like that and not something like this:

ANd It's only a 5 dollar cheap knife...

But I got a zippo. Got the fluid and extra flints. It smell really strong when I use it, but I keep opening it and lighting it for fun. Haven't burned the house down YET and haven't burned myself YET. I've waved my fingers through the fire tons of times too. Spilled a little bit of lighter fluid. Ya see, I'm stupid. I think my dad just didn't understand that what I wanted was a zippo. He just saw a metal square on amazon and said, "Sure, you can get that."

____________________________

I feel like I had another topic but Uh I just took a shower so Imma end it here.

But lemme say one thing about my day. This is for future me. Tonight before I sleep I will pray. and thank God for such a good day and for giving me "that one". I hope to myself of the future that I don't go bad in shallow soil, or rocky dirt, or get choked by weeds. If you don't understand, that's okay. Pretty much, I don't wanna be the kind of Christian who leaves in bad times. I'm asking God today that in the future, or when I die, or when I do anything, I have God in my mind and I make the right choice, and I don't leave God. I don't wanna go down there, and neither do you. I won't be mad if you hate this, But really, find a way to find God and talk to him. I hope you find him. He will give you wisdom for life, and true happiness.


Steve, now 13...





PS this blog started at 8:38-9:05 then 9:11-9:26 .Total of 42 minutes.

I didn't get in. Wat nvmd got top trombone

Yup. after thinking I did horrible, I got first... Now I feel bad for the other dude who was there last year and got below me.



PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS AS ME BRAGGING LIKE A RITARD (NOT rEtard, rItard)

but yeah... I'm glad, but I feel like either everyone else is.... let's just say they got the worst of luck and got too nervous... and had a beer before they came, and cut their lip, and burned their fingers. And saw their lives flash before their eyes.  Maybe they just got lost in the parking lot. I'm kidding. I really think it was bad luck because I honestly don't consider myself to be that good. If you ask me to play something, I'll be like, "NNNNOOOOOO" and 1. Don't have any prepped songs I could play, and 2. I would probably start on the wrong note. 3. If I play for a while I get a circle around my upper lip. It's a little arch and it looks stupid, but I just roll my lips together, pretend it doesn't exist, and fail to hide it...

K while looking for a picture of it this happemed:



I'm sorry those are horrible





anyways I  guess I'll get to go to the thing and then laugh at the other dude who's below me. I"M KIDDING GAUAUAUAUD Don't TAKE THAT PERSONALLY, [insert name here]

No, I'm "a nice person" and I"ll go to all him and be like, "I"m stev and I'm ritarded. Who are you , ya stupid?" I hope you understand that I'm kidding, But, Imma get to know these guys and stuff, 'cause I'm a "nice person"... haha...ha


K dat was a little bad now byebyebyepeoplesnever wanna see you again

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Got an "American F", not an "Asian F"

So ummm I'm back.... just a bit tooo late... maybe...

Anyways so mah friend tells me he did horribly on a test. He got a really low grade, I tell him he got an Asian F, 'cause Asian standards make it that a C would be as bad as an F would be for an American. Well, this guys, says, No, I got an real american F. That's where that came from. [wow horrible delivery, it's not funny anymore]

So recently I had an audition for an honor band and let's say, it was decent... I get there, warm up, disassemble, go up there, get ready, then I go in the room and play. What we have is 2 scales, one chromatic scale, your prepared piece, then sight reading. Scales are patterns of 8 notes that go up then down starting on a specific note. Chromatic scales are scales that start on a note, end on a note, and hit ALL the notes in between. Sight reading is when you get music, look at it, then play it for the first time.

For it went like this:
scales-pretty good
chromatic scale-ya dun goofed...
music-not interesting-no dynamics(getting loud and quiet to make it sound good)
sight reading- it's slow it'll be easy... then misses all notes but last one and first three.

umm yeah that was it. I felt pretty bad, but then today Mr. [his name here] tell me (he was one of the judges) that I did great. I laugh, and he's like, NO REALY... so that was that. Then today they'll release who got in and who didn't at 6... now it's 4:10. Yeah, there are 6 places, 10 people trying out for trombone, and so 60% chance to get in. more like 70 because I know there was at least one person who had to be worse than me. Well actually, two of the people made it in last year so that makes 4 places for 8 people, so more like a 50% chance.... Ehhh, that's decent.Today I find out if I made it. Which I'm somewhat not too really not at all sure about....

Today My 2x2 fell apart when my friend played with it. It was loose, so I'm not angry at him. Took me 20 minutes or so to put back together, I'm not slow, It's just pretty challenging. REALLY

well, I don't really have anything else to say, other than I"M SORRY FOR NOT BLOGGING(not really) BUT I'LL BLOG MORE(again not really)

K bye now....

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HAHA BYE

Swear no one will see this blog...

I say so because when I don't blog for a long time I lose all my viewers. Ya know? that's how life works.

So um, I'll just tell you how life's going. Well, I have not too much time to do this, 'cause I gotta play piano, trombone, EXERCISE, a new addition, shower, wait for hair to dry, then sleep early.

I hate exercise because I think it's beneficial... Wait, so I'll exercise, then I'll take a day off, which is good, but then after the day off then I decide to be lazy. I'll exercise, then a week later, I'll stop doing it after a good break. I'm considering just to do it daily. So that way I wouldn't be able to get lazy...

Um recently I'm been trying to figure out how to solve a rubik's cube blindfolded. I've had rubik's cubes for 3 years or so, I played for half a year, got tired of it, played for a month the next year, then forgot about it until cleaning up a while ago. the I took it on my trip, and now I'm trying to figure out it blindfolded. On a 2x2, because it's so much easier... no really, it's so much easier than a 3x3, and yet I haven't even gotten one no looking solve. I've used the method and solved it looking, I've solved it halfway done not looking, now I just need to get the last part down, but NOPE, I mess it up in the planning.

If any of you want to do it you want to watch "badmephisto" 's tutorial. It's like 30 minutes, but it's good. Then it took like 2 weeks of pondering and now to get the idea and understand it.

The concept is easy, just hard to explain. The top face's top left corner is the "buffer piece" and the right faces bottom left corner is the "receiving corner" you pretty much take the buffer piece, find out where it goes, move that place to the "receiving corner, which will then (after doing the algorithm) get the piece to it's place. then you move it back, and the piece that was there before does the same till you solve the cube. that made like no sense. See, I told you.

OK I NEED TO LEAVE SOON, SO, ummmmm, Byyyyyyoeieieieieieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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no I'm really sad on the inside though. Today someone at church stole my cube, and then didn't give it back. I got in a fight with him, and then after ignoring him calling me later, he then comes to me and gives it back. I was planning on ignoring him, but then he was nice, and it kinda made me mad that he was nice, but mean earlier. It felt... well at least I let it go. I was almost crying, so that just shows. I did have tears but I held them in. Again, I'm glad that I let it go. I'll see him at school tomorrow too. Good job, Steve...