Tuesday, May 17, 2016

So... Wut?

Het guys not much time, but hello and hi...

Last friday was friday the 13th, you know? So I was kinda annoyed, because everyone was like "*GASP* IT"S THE 13!" Maybe you don't get it, but isn't that annoying? Or maybe your one of those people. You could just... go to the side for now and let me finish... But I really HATE those people. I seriously do.

A few updates about life: I am a butterfly knife master now! I know like 4 tricks! the easiest ones i could find!.. I bought this trainer nice from Icetek, and i was really pissed off 'cuase I went to ebay later and found the exact same blade without the logo made and sold from China! My own country... Wut has happened to dose people?

That was a terrible blog, err blug. Sorry. See y'all in the next one though!

Stevmooooooachoo.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Do I really live such a boring life?

Hey guys I think this is kinda dumb to put it all at once, but I feeling like cramming this all in one blog. So...........

The other day I was at school, and everyone was talking about their favorite video games. So I, being a "pathetic little Asian" was obviously not allowed to play video games. Did I mention my wifi ain't workin'? I'm at the library right now. I told my friends, and one of them was like "You gotta have a really boring life." This pissed me off, so I pulled out my Chuck Norris 3000 and shot him. No, just kidding, I was just like, "oh, okay."

So NOW, this is my attempt/success at proving that my life is not that boring.

1. The other day, after dinner, we had left over chicken. We have chickens who eat "everything", so my father said, "Give it to the chickens." We thought he was crazy, but he gives it to the chickens, and the next day we see the chicken bones. Cannibalism?

2. Well, this part isn't crazy, but I printed out a balisong on my 3d printer, and recently I've been OBSESSED with it. I was making my friend one later. I was using hot glue to strengthen the pin parts, and my hot glue gun explodes on me. As in big loud boom, big cloud of chemical smoke (I inhaled!), and a bunch of red sparks flying out. I took it outside, and then glue gun itself looked fine. It turns out the glue gun head had melted its wire and left it thin enough to give it time before the boom. It's not my fault the dollar store is the nearest shop to my house.

3. Unlike you, I get to spend my time in a burning hot attic with really itchy plastic rug and foam insulation walls, watching my printer fail and get really pissed off. Recently I tried printing a batman buddha from Thingiverse and I ended up with a decapitated buddha. How useful.

4. I have a freakin' blog with like 3 views. no, I got tons-ish views, nothing compared to other guys though.

ummmmmmm...

weellll that's about it for today, err, yeah seeya. (By the way, don't be too sad if I don't blog for a while.)

See y'all guys,
Stevvv here signin' out