I'm dead... soon

Hi guys dis is a quick "just letting you know I'm gonna leave and never come back"

So um yeah let's put random pics here and that'll be it.








No, I will come back on like Monday so see you then.

K BYE
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"True love is like finding a ripe avacado right when you want an avacado"

Don't ask about the title, I heard on the radio and it was funny,ok?

So yesterday was Christmas, and pretty much I talked about depression... quite depressing if you ask me.... ha...k not funny

So fot Christmas I got pants,socks, and a pillow. The pillow is huge! I usually don't use a pillow,and when I woke up my hair was all sticking up. Everywhere. Not normal. What I usually do is wake up, if my hair is down,and I'll just leave it or if I want I'll wet a comb and push my front hair up. Don't you call front hair "bains" or something like that?

K I looked it up.In America (cause we're stupid) we call them "bangs", but EVERYWHERE ELSE they call it a "fringe" ok...

I'm bad because it's the break right? Well, I have an audition for an honor bamd in 2 weeks and I should be practicing but I'm not... see, I'm a terrible person now...

Yo guys, There's some peeps in France who view dis blog! (Wow, I was about to say"gracias" till I realized that was Spanish.) Well thanks to you dudes over there! And there's someone in Germany too I believe.. then the frickin 'mericans.. why...


Wow I thinks that's it for today. Took me like 20 minutes to write, so I hope you're happy....

K BYE

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I am a licensed dddepressioooonissssst

That's right. I am prffessor depression. I kinda just found out about this site called Quora. It's really cool, but kinda addicting...
Pretty much people ask questions and random people answer them. I've answered two questions, and they're both on depression. I don't know, I guess it feels good... well ha, yeah it does... so go help someone
Merry CHRISTmas... have you seen "adam ruins everything" on Chritmas? So "adam ruins everything" is a TV show where Adam Conover goes around and ruins life for people. Well, according to him Christmas was actually a stupid drinking get drunk and do stupid things holiday. People pretty much just did dumb things, and it was under the name of "end of the season/harvest party" or so... well then the Catholic church or something moved in and they were pissed off about this and they changed the name to CHRISTmas, Christ as in Jesus Christ.

They honestly didn't care it was still just a random drunk party...(don't take my word... Don't rember the video well.)

But then when peeps came to america they banned Christmas, but I think they still had a party then, and they totally cjrnaged it... No, just watch the video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D11jAEKgB2o

Ok well that's honestly all I got I'll post more stuff later, so see y'all in dem next one!

Steve (says m'rry Christmas :)

Now staple the phone to your arm...

Um I just woke up and here it's 8:30 ish. Lemme just explain the greatest of dreams...

I dunno how it staryed, but I was in a class and thay said to complete a test, or maybe it was to meet vaccination requirements, they said you had to staple your belongings in your hands to you arm... everyone went to a table and stapled themselves. Funny, no blood, nothing. You couldn't even hear the stapler. Then my turn. I must've taken 10 minutes, pondering how to staple my phone to my arm. It wasn't even my phone though. It was much bigger. But anyways I staple through, and, WHAT THE?!? No pain! No feeling at all. I stapled a fork to my arm too... I honestly don't know why I was holding a fork.... REALLY


Ok lets do something interesting here...

Dang scrrew It can't put the pic here but go to http://www.blifaloo.com/info/lies_eyes.php

Trust me, it's gonna change stuff for you... I would describe it further but just read the thing. It's beautiful. Pretty much, when someone looks to blank space, it means soemthing. When they look to their left they are remembering something, when they look the their right they are creating an image in their mind. So you can tell when they're actually telling the truth. Not 100% accurate, but read the site for more detailed description.

THABKS BLIFALOO FOR TAKING UP A BUNCH OF SPACE ON MY NLOG

Took me 20 minutes to write this blog...

K bye

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Here, have a curse...

So umm, Christmas is coming up, right? Well I saw this video on why guys should wear watches, and then this memeory came to my head. It was this video on some dude dissasembling a rolex. I couldn't find it but I found out that a Rolex was actually an automatic watch. Basically it has a spring that winds itself up when you move, and it spins a gear train that's controlled by another spinning thing, I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT JUST LOOK IT UP, OKAY?

Well um anyways it all got me into mechanical watches and stuff, so I spent 20 minutes watching vid on  how mechanical watches work. I decided to buy one and so I found  14 DOLLAR MECHANIVCAL WATCH on Amazon. That didn't look right, but some of the reviews said it was legit, so I bought one as a gift for my brother, who is 17. Then, not long after buying it I look up watches and apparently according to MY OWN COUMTRY giving someone a watch is bad luck. I see why it would be for someone who's dyeing (think it's spelled like that ..,), but let me explain...

Give someone a watch in Chinese is said "song zhong" I think. Well if you change the way you say the syllables it goes from giving them a watch to attending a funeral. That's Chinese...

Too bad
 But my brother's chinese isn't that good, so I think he won't know... and it should be okay... but hey, it looks cool. the watch is really thick, but the back is clear so can see all the springs and gears and stuff...

It's just cool, OK?

Good, now bye

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Didn't do it...

Wow, back to the subject from earlier. I never returned the pencil to "that one" and now I feel bad. Not because I didn't return THE PENCIL, it looked like one of the cheaper ones that "that one" had, but I swear it was my chance, I guess, to talk, give her my Skype or something, and maybe get her number.... I wouldn't be able to call her, But I guess having that meams something right? I honestly dunno... But, well there was one thing that happened that just made me feel bad... When I was chillin with some dude I see "that one" walking across somewhere back there, and I SWEAR she turned to make sure I saw her..I'm pretty sure we made eye contact too. So that's mostly why I feel so bad I guess...

Well, yeah, it's time for two weeks off, and no seein' "that one" for quite a while...

Umm I  guess dat's it fo today, right?you'll get a less emotional blog out today on a curse I bought brother.... You'll see what I mean..,

So bye now
 FUTURE ME...

I like offending people...

Um, today I said a lot of things I shouldn't have said, OK?!?

So in math class, we're sitting in groups of three instead of in our normal rows, alright? not to do teamwork, just because the last class was that way. We're just chilling then we start talking, and doing stuff. I don't remember wat I said, but I know I pissed a lot of folks off. Let's say I said something about the 6th period kids being stupid, alright? Well, someone's like, that's not funny. I don't know who, in fact, I don't even remember exactly what I said that had pissed them off. honestly, the only thing I remember was calling Finn an idiot because he was in CP, and saying something about yellow. ('Cause I'm yellow, and Asian and stuff, ya know?) WELL ALL I REMEMBER IS KIDS BEING PISSED OFF.... K I NEED TO STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY 'CAUSE IN OUR SOCIETY EVERYONE GETS "triggered" (I lowered it because that word is not worthy)

So now just to kill time and space Imma put some random links here below:

 random game where you draw stuff and it becomes a figure drawastickman.com
you draw with your mouse but it gets color added, makes symettry, patterns, it's just beautiful, ok? weavesilk.com
A random game where you make balls and try to fill up 2/3 of the space on the screen, without getting hit by smaller balls that pop yours and make you lose lives. http://www.simianlogicstudios.com/games/filler/
kinda-messed-up-inappropriate-auto-correct-things.com-and-that's-not-the-real-URL

Now for the vids:


crap too lazy to get the rest but that one's good. I have a huge stock of random vids

IN CASE YOU WANNA CHECK OUT WEAVESILK, the site I gave you guys, I made this in it: AND I"M NOT TALENTED

Plus some random chinese joke(note how I don't capitalize chinese)

K GOTTA GO NOW SO BYE>>>>>>>

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Sly fox....

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If you're a girl, leave now...

So anyways. for you GUYS that are here, let's start out with something random. the "golden signs". When a girl likes you, they will 1. adjust hair 2. play with hair 3. adjust clothing 4. pose 5.pretend they need help 6. get your attention by asking for help 7. getting you to help them 8. TRY TO GET HELP FROM YOU.

Don't ask where I found those out. (not  youtube for reelz man)

So anyways, today after school, "that one"(imma call this person that okay?) drops a  blue pencil in front of me. I pick it up, say it's cool, then out pretty loud, say "IT WORKS"

I don't randomly yell out things. My friend was there, OK?

"that one" is ahead of me, walking away, "just CASUALLY", and I see her. I thought, that has to be a sign. I don't say anything or do anything, but I seriously suspect it was "that one's" pencil. I walk with my friend, he's like, "we leave the same way". I was gonna leave him and give "that one" the pencil back, but I'm forced with him. I stay with him... leave, and the opportunity's gone. Now I'm stuck with the pencil till tomorrow.. BUT THERE'S A CHANCE, that when I give "that one" the pencil. It doesn't belong to "that one". So then I'd be screwed, but if it doesn't I'll probably just let "that one" have it anyway. But here's what I think'll happen:(why am I spilling out my life?)

me: ya like PENCILS?(don't ask)
"that one": huh? or wut?
me: did ya "DROP" a pencil
[the that one says something]
[gives that one pencil]
me: ya fake.... [laughing] (or maybe sly fox or somehting like that.)
me: see ya later
[leaves to class]

Ya see, I am great at that kind of stuff.....

kinda confused by all this middle school stuff, ya know? wait till you get there, or if you're reading this, just try and remember "the good old days"

Just for myself, that happened on 12/13/16 the week before winter break





Another story of stuff....
weds the 7th, 12/7/16 seems like the right day. OK ANYWAYS, so on I think that day we had a concert, and we special top band kids were dressed in our "alternate uniform" that's not important. but lunch was after 3rd period instead of 4th, so I run into "that one" as I go to my locker. it went like this:

[that one talking to friend]
[walking towards that one/my locker]
[that one's friend leaves]
[that one stares at me while posing]
[does ritarded*I know it's rEtarded* eyebrow thing]
me: Hallo (not hello, hallo with a weird asian accent thing)
that one: wut?
me: BYE(I didn't think the halllo was that important)
that one:[smiles with confusion...] bye....
[then I'm gone and dunno what happens]

But the way she was there, and the way she posed, I dunno, confused me. maybe I'm not old enough.In fact, "that one" is-wait nevermind

weird, so "that one" is a smart one, OK. I'm stupid, and she's smart; I'm immature, and she is normal and mature. I have a tendency when I see friends to make stupid faces, and I do that when I see her. she, confuses me... I'll do it, then "that one" will just raise her brows quickly and walks off... wow. WHY AM I TELLING THE WORLD THIS?!? I swear there is no erasing this off the internet. I probably schoudn'y publish this, but I will. I'm stupid, but  I think this is for me. I will see myself reading this back to myself in the future.

Bad thing though about "that one" Pretty sure my parents would disapprove, because the hair is dyed, she uses makeup, and those I honestly both don't like. make up isn't bad, but it's make up. hair die is hair die. both show that you think you're not good enough and are trying to make yourself better by doing stuff to yourself. not good in my parent's opinion, not good in mine. No, I kinda got used to it... And I don't understand how people, older people adults could be doing such dumb things, deing their hair. I mean they're adults. wow, this is a long blog. So I guess to the future me, dis is see ya later. Get a good job, Steve, and don't die in a hole.... ha, that was bad. Bye now, me]


You can tell I'm trying to be mature with myself, right?

stev says bye to self *closes blog now*

Please, don't die on Saturday....

Hey guys....

So um I'm in band as you should know, and I'm assistant drum major. I pretty much do nothing but wait for the real drum major to die. or get sick. Our director tells me to watch out for stuff to happen to her, if she gets sick, AND NOW I'M REALLY SCARED. Don't get sick, if you do, I'm gonna have to lead the band. not that I'm not ready, just I don't wanna do that till next year, ya know? our current drum major will graduate this year, so I'll likely be drum major next year. I don't want that just yet...

Mah mute arrived! sounds weird but it's something you put in a brass instrument to make it do weird stuff. in this case, make it quiet so no one can hear me practice... So i can practice at midnight  if I wanted to...


I don'y really jave anything else to blog abo- WAIT NO, here's a sick vid for you guys. it' s only a link cause thos is mobile... but here it is... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OrY7RXwQ8KY


It's a really pretty flugelhorn solo. I probably spelled that wrong. JUST WATCH IT, IT'S GOOD. Our top trumpet player showed it to me. HE'S Good.

Gaud i have stuff to do now, so um, bye

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Hmm, I wonder where I put my 3000 dollars...

So, today in school, I was bringing my trombone home, right? Yeah, so while I pack up my stuff, I'm not paying THE MOST attention, but when I shut my locker and head down the stairs I realize my trombone isn't with me. I  thought I had just forgotten it, so I head back up. IT WASN'T THERE. I was scared, but pretty sure my friend (let's call him "that one") had taken it, so I head back down to look for "that one". I was REALLY SCARED AT THIS POINT. I ACTUALLY SAID MY  PRAYERS FOR ONCE. See, I'm a bad christian. I pray in times of trouble, not often, like a good Christian should. BUT ANYWAYS, I go back down, don't see him so I decide to go back up towards the band room to check. I'm going up the stairs, AND THERE HE IS, SMILING LAUGHING, he says, "Steven, where's your trombone?" I was relieved, scared, but still kinda angry at him. I go back up, and THERE IT IS, SITTING IN THE LOWEST CUBBY POSSIBLE. I take it and leave. "that one" walks slowly, so I catch up to him and poke him as he gets on his dad's car. I call him a  buttthole like your everyday middle schooler, and leave. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING I WAS SCARED..

You guys no those people that say, "auhhhh gaud I almost had a heart attack" or "my heart stopped" I HATE THOSE PEEOPLE. Maybe you're like that. I don't hate you, just stop doing that. It's dumb. REALLY DUMB. I don't say it, but .... wait OK NEVERMIND..

so yaeh, das all fo today, umm, sub to my unactive channel so I'm motivated and I make vids again. or share this blog so I get more views... or I dunno..

K BYEEEEEEE


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A new mouthpiece... maybe gold plated one soon or later?

So, umm for black friday, I bought a mouthpiece. It arrived early! yay! Not too special, but it's pretty. Why? 'cause it's new. I use a school mouthpiece, because my trombone is a bigger trombone, meaning it uses a different size mouthpiece. mine is small, so it's now useless. But now I own my own big size mouthpiece! I'm happy. It's shiny, not dented, and it actually will hold itself in place... yeah, that's important, because the school one is so old it doesn't "bite" into the trombone to stay in place anymore.

I like it! It's a little bigger, slightly larger diameter than the school one, but that's not a big deal for me, just means more low notes. Maybe lose a few high notes, but SCREW IT. That don't matter at all. Now, I only kinda wish I got a gold plated mouthpiece.... I mean, I'd have to spend another 110 bucks or so, but not a big deal.... ha. Now I wanna get a new mute. It's pretty much something you put in the bell of your instrument to make it quieter and stuff... that way you can practice in the middle of the night without waking up neighbors and stuff... only 35 bucks. ish....  But I think it would be pretty cool.

WHY AM I TELLING YOU WHAT IM SHOPPING FOR???? I dunno, I got bored. funny, for the almost last two hours I'm been listening to Christmas jazz stuff... Y'all people of the world, YA NEED TO LEARN TO APPRECIATE JAZZ. It's the foundation of college life... haha for all those ritarded band kids like me.... I mean, not ritarded, respected, yes...

That was a school joke. We get these anti-bully stickers about not calling people ritards, but respect them. they said "the new R word is respect" That's why from now on I will never ever use the ritarded word ritard again, I will forever say respected.

Did you guys know that ritard is a medical term? Maybe it isn't, that was just interesting so I felt like saying it.... yeah, BYE GUYS

plez don't be offeneded by the word rit-------respect. I know that "respect" may offend many of you, but, plez, don't leave, I need da views...

K BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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