Vacation? Blogger? Youtube?

Three words. They are all happening to me right now. (I sound like I should go write a novel.)I'm on spring break, blogging, and working on a youtube video.

So first/second, I'm gonna be blogging. duh....

Last, I'm makin' a video write now. I'mma drive around a lot so I'm making a timelapse compilation video.When I drive I'm gonna make a video from the passenger seat, plus some sunsets, and combine them fro some major awesomeness! That's it...

NOT! We have Rondum Facts n' Hacks today!
1.F. the average women uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.
2.F. fast food meals have 12 hairs of chefs on average
3.H. Mix lemon, orange, and lemon juice to make an effective spider reppellant
4.H. You can sharpen a dull knife with the ring of a ceramic bowl/plate
5.F. There is a spider called a Hobo Spider
6.H. push on a bruise's perimeter in a clockwise circle and it'll go away faster
7.H. Make an unhackable password by using accented letters
8.F. human saliva boils at around 100 degrees Celsius
9.F. Billy goats pee on their head to be more attractive to female goats
10.H. No time to study? Read the beginning and end and skim the middle. It's just as effective.

Well that's really all I have guys! Thanks 4 comin' around! See Ya'll in the next one!

StevelevACHOOOeleve

You Blog- Up & Runnin'...ish

Hey guys, as I said on Wednesday, OUR new blog is up.  The URL is youtakeover.blogspot.com One prob.... It didn't really come out as planned. So, 'cause of google's security features, I need to have your email, send an invite and wait for you to accept it before you to blog. It's really inconvenient. *yells angrily towards Google building*  I won't be TOO disappointed if no one wants to do it... right? BTW, by the end of today I am sure that I will have that helium video I promised out. I actually filmed that long ago, I was just too lazy to edit and post it. Sarry. I'll have that out at Laizy Gaming... haha, gaming...

Well, that's actually all I have today...sorry... But anyways, See Y'all in the next one!

Steveleveleve/DuckHeadGates/Laizy/BillGates.../illuminati

Oh, Forgot Something

Sorry, just decided to make a new post instead of edit the other one, but anyways, I'm  creating a new you-friendly blog right now! I don't have the url just yet, but it is gonna be something like Your Blog. literally, Your Blog. It is gonna be a completely different system where anyone can post on it and you guys get to post on it like it's, well, your blog. Only a few things though. First, no bad language. (there are children around.) Second, No editing the blog's settings.I set them the way I want and I don't want you guys messing with it. If you have ideas though, you can post them in your posts though.

One holdup. I can't guarantee this will actually work. I'm not done yet, but hope to finish today. Since I can't guarantee, don't get your hopes too high. Just let 'em fly a little. Thanks guys & bye!

Steve

Life is awesome...

It is awesome. Anyways, again I don't know what to talk about. (0/0)
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[The mouth got moved didn't it?]

A while ago I came up with a theory with why you don't comment.See that here. I think maybe I'll make up some really random theories today. Here goes:

1.  Bill Gates secretly adores ducks. It's true. It's life. Don't believe me? Then explain this.

That thing under his beak? Ohhh, uhh, that's his tongue...

2.I somehow hypnotized you into reading this blog. I didn't mean to, and you didn't want it, it just happened. Ask the Illuminati. That might be me...

3.Flowers are mini terrorists. Please don't be offended people o' Earth, but flowers are evil plants with many strange capabilities. You see, when bees gather nectar, yellow stuff gets on their legs. You think it's pollen, but it's actually nellop, a very poisonous substance only flowers make. The flowers force them to carry the nellop to other flowers, killing them whether they do or don't. What about the hummingbirds, huh? Do you ever notice how long a hummingbird is at one flower? Do you know how long it's long nostril/beak is in the flower? Almost no time at all. Like the bees,  the hummingbirds want nectar, but this time, since flowers are terrorists, they are also haters. They HATE the birds and poison them before they get anything, forcing them to withdraw.

4.You are dieieng, and so am I. In fact I'm so dieieng I don't remember the proper grammar for the word deie. I cant spele it either. Can u?

5. There is always a spider within two feet of you always. How do I know this? Sciensse.

*****

Well that's weird, isn't it? I love the internet......*kisses computer*

Well, dat's it guys, and see y'all in the next one.!1!!!1!!!!111!!??1!?!?!?!?!!

S.T.E.V.E.

Hello People of Earth.. I know you..

Hello guys I am back again and it's time to bring back something old: DWOPE. I think you guys liked it right? Wait I just realized that I already mentioned all the good, I mean dumb, sites there are. So what to do...

Did I tell you about the drum major thing? Maybe? I don't think so yet. OK..Tell me if I already told you about this.

One day, I was going around through school happily before the CURSEDEDEDED KID ---- (won't say his name) finds me in the locker room and says, "Steve, drum major!" with a big dumb smile on his face. I try to figure out what he means and he explains,"None of us seventh graders [I'm still in sixth grade] wanna be drum major next year, so we want YOU to do it!" I'm a band kid, and band kids are weird, okay? Don't be offended, because I am one too. Anyways, a few minutes later, another seventh grader comes with a big smirk and says, "Drum major!", then runs away. The next day someone comes up and does the same, and it keeps going for a while until it slowly stops...

That's it guys, thanks for reading, right? I feel like that was a really bad ending, but see y'all in the next one!

Awww..  whatever
Stevelelelelelvelevlevlelelvevlevlvlelevllevess

Now is the Time You Wait for Me to Think of Something...

Hullo people and today I just wanna say I am still here. Just been busy lately... anyways today I don't know what to say. Why don't you guys tell me in the comments?

Wait, I just thought up something. Why don't you guys ever leave comments? I have a theory. Here it is: You guys are all big celebs. Admit it. You don't want to post comments 'cause if you do it'll say your profile is JustHim, Beaver (I mean Justin Bieber) or something like that. You don't want me or anyone else here to freak out.

Or, second theory here, your names are all really wierd like (don't be offended) SankYou SoMuch,
or Rodding Botatose, or Juan Cena, or Ronald Dump, or IduntHave A. Life.

Alright what other names should I make up? Why don't you make up some names? Oh, that reminds me. I remember this thing called circular reasoning. Here is an example: "I can't post comments because comments are something I can't post" or "You need to believe that penguins are actually gods. Why? They said so to me. Why should you believe them? 'Cause they're gods! duh.....

You get the point. err, I kinda is leaving now... Laizy here signing out.

I mean uhhhh, Bye guys, see y'all in the next one

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