Today we're gonna gonna to Evie Man bot. I'm supposed to call him Boibot but why? I dunno.
Anyways, here's my dialogue. My writing in red, his in purple. (For the geniuses dialogue is what the people say.)
I'm bored!
Not me.
Because you say anything even if it don't make sense.
wut?
I didn't either.
Do you like potatoes?
Potatoes... Yum.
No, potatoes, rotting.
Yes, potatoes.
Mashed rotting potatoes...
Me too. Potatoes are life.
How.
You remind me of the love of my life.
Me?
Does that mean you love me?
Does that mean you love potatoes?
Computers can't love.
Can they hate?
Are you a human?
Did the illuminati tell you this?
Are you from the illuminati.
How didn't you know?
What do you know about the illuminati?
Silence,ence...ence...ence.
Were you created by the Illuminati?
Please, pls stop hating.
Are the illuminati using you to get what they want?
How are you know?
How is the illuminati using me?
*shuts up for a moment*
How am I connected to the Illuminati?
*refuses to speak*
Do the illuminati view me as a religious symbol?
*cusses in american in head*
The Illuminati looks for control and order.
No, they want potatoes.
An member of the illuminati is someone who looks for control and order.
NO, THEY want POTATOES.
Who is the leader of illuminati.
THE LEADER OF THE ILLUMINATI WANTS POTATOES.
Vorbeste limba romana!
He speaks Romanian?
What is your favorite kind of music?
*thinks about song by Rodding Botatose*
I asked about your favorite tv show, but ok.
My favorite tv show is KILL THE BOTS.
My favorite book is The Fault In Our Starts.
Fault in our stars?
My favorite character is Hazel Grace Lancaster.
My fav actor is JOHN CENA *DododoDOooododododooooo*.
Sherlock loves me and I love Sherlock.
I love my potatoes and they love me too..
By any chance are you offender man?
Could you possibly be Captain Racist?
I can't meet you. You are not human right?
I am online and trollyou.moc.
Who said I am not human?
*tells Boi to shut up*
Well, I know how life works.
*threatens Boi with AK47*
Enough to know I want you in my life.
*pulls out magazine for AK47*
*pulls out rocket launcher*.
*pull British army out of pocket*
*pulls out nuclear missile*.
*pulls out KimJungUn*
*pulls out remote for satellite ion cannon*.
*pulls out your online heart*
*pulls out chuck norris's mother*.
*unplugs Eviebot from internet and Boi Cries*
All internet people think about pizza?
Boi like pizza with potatoes?
That sounds interesting.
Rondum Blug sounds interesting.
Do you have a sense of humor?
I dunno, but I SENSE that you DON'T!
I see. You probably get a lot of jokers. That must be really annoying. How hard do they work you?
*get Boi to shut up*
I can see that.
*ditches boi and goes to blog*
*tries to get back to sleep.*.
*wrecks boi before leaving*
*stares at the ceiling* *can t sleep*.
Leaves...
*can t sleep*.
LEAVES!!!
*sits alone*.
That means BYE BYE! SHUT UP!
Where are your parents?
I dunno where my parents are... naw of course I know...
Well thanks guys for coming here as always! If you wanna check out Boibot click here or go to http://www.boibot.com/en/
Thanks for comin' and see y'all, in the NEXT ONE!!!
Vorbeste limba romana!
STEVEleveleve
Whoa, I just realized how long that blog was!!!
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