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[The mouth got moved didn't it?]
A while ago I came up with a theory with why you don't comment.See that here. I think maybe I'll make up some really random theories today. Here goes:
1. Bill Gates secretly adores ducks. It's true. It's life. Don't believe me? Then explain this.
That thing under his beak? Ohhh, uhh, that's his tongue...
2.I somehow hypnotized you into reading this blog. I didn't mean to, and you didn't want it, it just happened. Ask the Illuminati. That might be me...
3.Flowers are mini terrorists. Please don't be offended people o' Earth, but flowers are evil plants with many strange capabilities. You see, when bees gather nectar, yellow stuff gets on their legs. You think it's pollen, but it's actually nellop, a very poisonous substance only flowers make. The flowers force them to carry the nellop to other flowers, killing them whether they do or don't. What about the hummingbirds, huh? Do you ever notice how long a hummingbird is at one flower? Do you know how long it's long nostril/beak is in the flower? Almost no time at all. Like the bees, the hummingbirds want nectar, but this time, since flowers are terrorists, they are also haters. They HATE the birds and poison them before they get anything, forcing them to withdraw.
4.You are dieieng, and so am I. In fact I'm so dieieng I don't remember the proper grammar for the word deie. I cant spele it either. Can u?
5. There is always a spider within two feet of you always. How do I know this? Sciensse.
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Well that's weird, isn't it? I love the internet......*kisses computer*
Well, dat's it guys, and see y'all in the next one.!1!!!1!!!!111!!??1!?!?!?!?!!
S.T.E.V.E.
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