Umm, anyways, I'm pretty sure you've heard of Superman. Super, Man? Why? A man that is super: a "very good or pleasant;excellent" man. Superman is NOT pleasant.
Spiderman. How do you know if he is a man with spider fangs, a human-sized spider, a spider-sized human, a retarded 8-eyed hissing man, or a spider with a human face that speaks Korean?
Just like spiderman, same goes for Antman, Batman, is Ironman in that category?Ummm...
You want more examples? Why isn't The Flash someone who comes out of cameras and blinds villians?
Hulk: when you google "hulk definition" the first thing you get this:
noun
- 1.an old ship stripped of fittings and permanently moored, especially for use as storage or (formerly) as a prison.
- 2.a large or unwieldy boat or other object.
Wut?
Here are some examples of just plain stupid names (credit to Crave Online): Bouncing Boy who inflates himself and bounces around, Super Moby Dick of Space who I'm not even gonna explain, Pasta Pot Pete who climbs walls and shoots sticky pasta at people, um, I think you get the idea.
Superheroes are STUPID. I'm sorry, it's almost true. Almost because Super Moby Dick of Space didn't get a movie.
Found any more stupid superheroes? Tell me and mah friends here in the comment section about it. Thanks fo comin' and see y'all in the next one!
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