Sunday: chill day... bla bla bla. About to shower, at 9 (I shower, then while my hairs drying I kill time cause I don't like hair blowers) Well then I realize, wat I have an essay due tomorrow. So shoot bro, I get it started, then I'm like ya know what why not make it stupid? So it goes like this: we are writing a letter to this dude in the book to make a choice whether to go to the capital to sell his pearl which he has or stay and get scammed for really cheap. It's called "the pearl", and it's really crap. but here's my essay pretty much:
Im stev. I'm rich and I own businesses
do it for these reasons
you'd have to be disabled to stay
you could buy only 500 gumballs at that mall
go elsewhere
you could sell it for 6000 bucks. times 6000
wut good is 500 gumballs
with the capital get rich.wut next?
buy a ton of Hugo Boss suits
Maybe they scam isn't scam
somehow a golf ball fgot stuck in an oyster in the ocean and it became a fake pearl and somehow you somehow found it
you'd get adventure going there
and bacxk pain
so wut
then sum it up
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k it's over if you want to see the original go here: http://rondumblug.blogspot.com/2017/01/the-original-essay-for-those-who-wanted.html
uh yeah that was sunday. HA then I realized it was due today actually. That was stupid. eh, at least I got it done.
I need more content
K bye dudes
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